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Kenny McCormick, voiced by Matt Stone, is a fictional character in the animated series South Park. He is one of the four central characters, all of whom are eight-year old boys.

Kenny is most famous for dying in nearly every episode, often followed by a cry of "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!" from his friends Stan and Kyle. In the Succubus episode #303 he even dies twice: first when the boys are waiting for Chef to come play baseball, then the next day when he is squashed by the Succubus during chef's wedding.

He is also well-known for almost always wearing his orange hood (although he does remove it during the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and in at least one season eight episode, "The Jeffersons"). Due to his hood, which covers his mouth and nose, all of his lines are mumbled, and are usually such that they'd be censored if they weren't. He has a colorful sense of humor and a perverted mind. Kenny's lines in the South Park theme song are:

I like girls with big fat titties; I like girls with big vaginas.

In season 3, this changed to:

I have got a ten inch penis; Use your mouth to help me clean it.

In season seven, this changed to

Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.

Kenny's family is extremely poor, with his father an alcoholic, and his friends (especially Eric Cartman) often tease him about it.

Despite these problems, Kenny is often portrayed as the hero of the group; indeed, several of his deaths have been acts of heroic self-sacrifice. Matt & Trey tried to kill him off for a year (he died in the "Hell's Pass Hospital" of a muscle disease) and replaced him first with Butters and then Tweek. During the 2002 Christmas episode Kenny returned after being trapped in the depths of Cartman. During the following season, he seemed to have lost his bad luck and didn't die anymore. Kenny's lucky streak ended during the 2003 Christmas episode ("It's Christmas in Canada").

Kenny wears an orange hooded parka with brown gloves. It has not been widely noted, but it is very clear that he is dressed in this way to make him appear like a big vagina. Underneath his hood he has blonde hair, which looks very similar to that of another South Park character, Tweek.

Ways Kenny dies

The following is a list of ways Kenny dies in each episodes

Season 1

1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
   • Hit by Officer Barbrady in police cruiser chasing cows
2. Weight Gain 4000
   • Shot by Mr. Garrison when trying to shoot Kathie Lee Gifford and slides down the flag pole
3. Volcano
   • A fireball lands, sets Kenny on fire, and then rolls over him
4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
   • Kenny decapitated and arms ripped off by three Middlepark Cowboy football players
5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
   • Big Stan hits Kenny with a chair, flies into microwave, and cooks him
6. Death
   • Death touches him
7. Pinkeye
   • Mir lands on Kenny, but comes back to life by Worcestershire sauce
   • Kyle cuts him in half since he's the original zombie
8. Damien
   • Uncle shoots him after shoting after saying, "Ned! Look! There's a rare duckbilled platypus! It's coming right for us!"
9. Starvin' Marvin
   • Mutant turkeys kill and an rip an eye out
10. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo (he doesn't die in this episode)
11. Tom's Rhinoplasty
    • Miss Ellen takes a sword from the Iraqi, swings it around, slips, and pierces him against a wall
12. Mecha Streisand
    • Kenny was playing with the tetherball and asphyxiates himself
13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
    • Ran over by a train after being drug by a go kart

Season 2

1. Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus (he doesn't die in this episode)
2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
   • Electrocutes himself to turn on the generator
3. Chickenlover
   • A tree falls on him during the credits
4. Ike's Wee Wee
   • Falls into a grave, the gravestone falls on him, people crowd around, and the preacher speaks
5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
   • Chinese dodgeball player smashes him into a wall with a ball
6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
   • Two people from the crowd of Jesus and Pals rip him in two
7. City on the Edge of Forever
   • The Big Scary Monster rips off the roof of the bus and takes him away
8. Summer Sucks
   • The giant snake knocks over the bleachers and crushes him
9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
   • Kenny was playing in front of the theater when the crowd comes out and tramples him
10. Chickenpox
    • Dies of chickenpox
11. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods
    • Stan & Kyle turn the intensity up all the way in the planetarium and he explodes
12. Clubhouses
    • Gets trampled in the mosh pit in Cartman's tree house
13. Cow Days
    • The bull Cartman was riding crashes through the corral and pierces Kenny with his horns
14. Chef Aid
    • Ozzy Ozborne bites his head off
15. Spooky Fish
    • Stan's evil fish pulls him into the fishbowl and kills him
16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
    • The police shoot him down when he comes out of the house with a white flag on a stick
17. Gnomes
    • A cart carrying underpants falls and squishes Kenny "like a bug"
18. Prehistoric Ice Man
    • Gets caught on the escalator in front of the prehistoric man exhibit

Season 3

1. Rainforest Schmainforest (he doesn't die in this episode)
   • He almost dies but his "girlfriend" revives him
2. Spontaneous Combustion
   • First person to spontaneously combust
3. Succubus
   • The succubus lands on him and smashes him
4. Tweek vs. Craig
   • Gets caught on a drill and lands in a pile of rusty nails
5. Jakovasaurs
   • A bear eats him while wearing antlers when distracting Cartman from the game show
6. Sexual Harassment Panda
   • Gets pulled into a giant fan by a magnet
7. Cat Orgy (he doesn't die in this episode)
8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (he doesn't die in this episode)
9. Jewbilee
   • Kills himself to open the shell Moses is contained in; saves the Jews
10. Chinpokomon
    • Gets a seizure from the Chinpokomon game; explodes at the end with rats coming out
11. Starvin' Marvin in Space (he doesn't die in this episode)
    • Frozen in carbonite, but isn't actually shown to die (Hans Solo didn't die when frozen so neither did Kenny)
12. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
    • snowspeeders tie him up, bring him down (in his robot Halloween costume), and destroy him
13. Hooked on Monkey Phonics
    • Phonics monkey kills him
14. The Red Badge of Gayness
    • A warning flare fired by the United States National Guard sets him ablaze
15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    • A chandelier falls on him
16. Are you there God - It's me, Jesus
    • The tampon in his butt and it plugged him and he exploded
17. World Wide Recorder Concert
    • After playing the brown note, he "crapped himself to death"

Season 4

1. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
2. The Tooth Fairy Tats
3. Quintuplets
4. Timmy
5. Pip
6. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
7. Cherokee Hair Tampons
8. Chef Goes Nanners
9. Something You Can Do With Your Finger
10. Do the Handicapped go to Hell
11. Probably
12. Fourth Grade
13. Trapper Keeper
14. Helen Keller - The Musical
15. Fat Camp
16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
17. A Very Crappy Christmas

Season 5

1. Scott Tenorman Must Die
2. It Hits The Fan
3. Cripple Fight
4. The Super Best Friends
5. Terrance And Philip Behind The Blow
6. Cartmanland
7. Proper Condom Use
8. Towelie
9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
10. How To Eat With Your Butt
11. The Entity
12. Here Comes The Neighborhood
13. Kenny Dies
14. Butters' Very Own Episode

Season 6

1. Jared Has Aides
2. Asspen
3. Freak Strike
4. Fun With Veal
5. The Terrance and Phillip Moive Trailer
6. Professor Chaos
7. Simpsons Already Did It
8. Red Hot Catholic Love
9. Free Hat
10. Bebes Boobs Destroy Society
11. Child Abduction is not Funny
12. A Ladder to Heaven
13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
14. The Death Camp of Tolerance
15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
16. My Future Self n' Me
17. Red Sleigh Down

Season 7

1. I'm A Little Bit Country
2. Krazy Kripples
3. Toilet Paper
4. Cancelled
5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head
6. Lil' Crime Stoppers
7. Red Man's Greed
8. South Park is Gay
9. Christian Rock Hard
10. Grey Dawn
11. Casa Bonita
12. All About Mormons
13. Butt Out
14. Raisins
15. It's Christmas in Canada

Season 8

1. Good Times With Weapons
2. AWESOM-O
3. Up the Down Steroid
4. The Passion of the Jew
5. You Got Fucked in the Ass
6. Goobacks
7. The Jeffersons
8. Douche and Turd
9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
10. Pre-School
11. Quest for Ratings

Episodes Kenny doesn't die in

• 110 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
• 201 - Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus
• 301 - Rainforest Schmainforest
• 307 - Cat Orgy
• 308 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
• 311 - Starvin' Marvin in Space

• South Park characters