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| |name = The Golden Warrior | |||
| |image = Donald_Trump_Pentagon_2017.jpg | |||
| |caption = The Golden Warrior atop it's master | |||
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| '''Donald Trump's Hair''' (also called '''The Golden Warrior''') is a golden forest of follicles perched on top of one of ]. It's marvelousness has enabled it's wearer to achieve numerous feats of throughout his life. Today it spends it's days snuggled close to the president's scalp as he enjoys creating controversy on ] and watching ], resting from it's ] and waiting for the time when it's master will call upon it again. | |||
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| == Origins == | |||
| The origins of the hair is shrouded in mystery. The most prevalent theory is that sometime in the 1970s Donald Trump discovered a blend on hair dye and styling gel which he used to cultivate the warrior on top of the head from seedlings. The doo has seldom left his side since it's creation. | |||
| == Appearance == | |||
| It is difficult to put into words how Donald Trump's hair looks when one lays their eyes upon it, although many have tried. A close approximation would be to image a vast ocean of the finest of silks shinning the brightest of golds. Many have compared the experience to being in the presence of the miniature star. Due to it's sheer existence cameras are unable to properly caption it's beauty. | |||
| == Power == | |||
| The limits of the hair's power is mot fully known. It has consistently defied expectations that it's ability has run dry by enabling it's master to achieve newer and greater heights. From hotels to casinos to a brief stint in reality television, it has now elevated him to the highest office in America despite his incompetence and the media's expectations. If current trends continue it soon might have to prove it's strength against nuclear warfare. | |||
| == References == | |||
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 The Golden Warrior atop it's master |
Donald Trump's Hair (also called The Golden Warrior) is a golden forest of follicles perched on top of one of the world's most powerful leaders. It's marvelousness has enabled it's wearer to achieve numerous feats of throughout his life. Today it spends it's days snuggled close to the president's scalp as he enjoys creating controversy on Twitter and watching Fox & Friends, resting from it's lastest victory in battle and waiting for the time when it's master will call upon it again.
Origins
The origins of the hair is shrouded in mystery. The most prevalent theory is that sometime in the 1970s Donald Trump discovered a blend on hair dye and styling gel which he used to cultivate the warrior on top of the head from seedlings. The doo has seldom left his side since it's creation.
Appearance
It is difficult to put into words how Donald Trump's hair looks when one lays their eyes upon it, although many have tried. A close approximation would be to image a vast ocean of the finest of silks shinning the brightest of golds. Many have compared the experience to being in the presence of the miniature star. Due to it's sheer existence cameras are unable to properly caption it's beauty.
Power
The limits of the hair's power is mot fully known. It has consistently defied expectations that it's ability has run dry by enabling it's master to achieve newer and greater heights. From hotels to casinos to a brief stint in reality television, it has now elevated him to the highest office in America despite his incompetence and the media's expectations. If current trends continue it soon might have to prove it's strength against nuclear warfare.
References
Citation needed