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| Hi, I'm George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. You know, I wasn't always the magnificent mufti mogul I am today. You see, the beautiful bearded bastard you see before you was once a beggar, showcasing my prime procreative prowess on the parkways of Paris. One balmy autumn eve, as I was gouging the glorious gluteus maximus of todays tomato tum tum with my magnificently molded man mastadon, I spied some dapperly dressed dynamo commanding my cock crusading contemplation. The intensity of the shockingly seraphic suit sent shutters through my miniature master of arms. My screaming scrotal soothsayer suddenly released it's mighty man magazine frighteningly flaying the floundering floosy's fuck-flap asunder with the fury of a greek god. At the period of my paranormal partner's panicked paroxysm I realized that my dream was to commit sexual sins vile enough to make the prince of darkness sob sanguine tears, while making men's suits in Texas. My tale of triumph goes to show, that rags to riches doesn't just happen to fairy tale fags...I guarantee it. | |||
| '''George Zimmer''' (b. ] ]) is the founder and ] of the ], a men's clothing retailer that now has 600+ stores across the ] and ]. | |||
| Born in ], Zimmer graduated with an ] in ] from ] in ]. Upon graduation, he worked as a substitute teacher before joining his father in the clothing manufacturing business. Later in the early 1970's, he worked as an ] agent and ] in ]. | |||
| He opened his first Men's Wearhouse store in 1973 in ], ]. Zimmer narrates and appears in many of his company's television commercials, usually closing with the company slogan "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it." He owns 8.7% of Men's Wearhouse, a stake which, as of November 2004, was worth $94 million. | |||
| In addition to Men's Wearhouse, Zimmer is the co-founder of charter flight and aircraft management company ]. | |||
| Zimmer's style of ] is peculiar in the view of some (because of such events as the company's ] nomination of ] ] to its board), while others perceive his style as cutting-edge. Zimmer is also known for his ] support of research into the therapeutic use of ], as well as efforts to legalize ]. Zimmer is reputed to be a recovering alcoholic. | |||
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Revision as of 11:37, 26 November 2006
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. You know, I wasn't always the magnificent mufti mogul I am today. You see, the beautiful bearded bastard you see before you was once a beggar, showcasing my prime procreative prowess on the parkways of Paris. One balmy autumn eve, as I was gouging the glorious gluteus maximus of todays tomato tum tum with my magnificently molded man mastadon, I spied some dapperly dressed dynamo commanding my cock crusading contemplation. The intensity of the shockingly seraphic suit sent shutters through my miniature master of arms. My screaming scrotal soothsayer suddenly released it's mighty man magazine frighteningly flaying the floundering floosy's fuck-flap asunder with the fury of a greek god. At the period of my paranormal partner's panicked paroxysm I realized that my dream was to commit sexual sins vile enough to make the prince of darkness sob sanguine tears, while making men's suits in Texas. My tale of triumph goes to show, that rags to riches doesn't just happen to fairy tale fags...I guarantee it.