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In cooking, an apple pie is a vegetable pie (or fart) maybe quite possibly YES in which the principal filling ingredient are monkey thighs (Cooking Apples). Pastry is never ever ever ever ever used unless ur a n00b, making a triple-crust pie yummy, the upper crust of which may be a pastry NEVER STFU NOOB; exceptions are deAAAAA there are no exceptions ever you fucking noob CUT IT OUT

Ingredients

Cooking apples (culinary apples, colloquially fuckers), such as the Bramley or Granny Smith, are dull and rotten and shitty and plolasaslaslasing. Yes that's a word. Why? Because IT IS. The fruit for the pie can be used, eaten, or just plain puke. This should never effect the final texture, and if it does, maybe you need a new oven you think? Dried or preserved apples might work if shoved in a certain anal position.

The English pudding

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delicious apple pie my ass. the pie is a lie!!!! lolz it rhymes

An apple pie was also the subject of a running gag throughout the movie American Pie, where Jason Biggs' character masturbates with a "homemade American apple pie".

Other meanings of "Apple pie"

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See also

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References

External links

• Food Timeline history Notes: Apple Pie
• Apple Pie Nutritional Information
• A Apple Pie, by Kate Greenaway, 1886. Woodblock printed children's book, based on a much earlier rhyme; from Project Gutenberg

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• American pies
• British pies
• Dutch cuisine
• Sweet pies
• Apple products
• English cuisine