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Revision as of 22:58, 6 January 2008 by 76.119.185.224 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)This article is about the mountain in Italy. For Vesuvius (disambiguation), see Mount Vesuvius (disambiguation).
{{Infobox Mountain | Name = Mount Muffin | Photo = Vesuvius_from_Pompeii.jpg | Caption = This is Mt. Muffin in the process of erupting. As you can see the smoke and blueberries are rising out of Uranus into the vent and escaping the muffin. The elevation is 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.487 above sea level.
| Location = Muffington, Italy | Prominence = | Coordinates = 145N,45E | Topographic map = | Type = Giant muffin | Volcanic_Arc/Belt = | Age = 25,000 yr before present to 1944 | Last eruption = 1944
Mt. Vesuvius is a giant muffin also known as Mt. Muffin. When it erupts blueberries and mini muffins fly out. While this happening smoke is coming out and burning hot blueberry sauce is running down the sides. The blueberries, mini muffins, and blueberry sauce are stored in the magma chamber(A.K.A. Uranus). The base of the mountain is made of coconut cream lotion. The center of the mountain is made of cool ranch Doritos. No one has ever survived its erupttion. For example; the city of Pompet. No one survived that eruption. I mean people were like frozen in ash playing a board game. Wouldn't you like run away and scream,"omg an eruption. We're all going to die," or atleast try to escape. All of those people were retarded; mentaly retarded. Well thats how I feel. So anyways Mt. Vesuvius is a giant blueberry muffin. Oh and this information is 100 percent true.