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Revision as of 19:13, 19 January 2006 by Weniswenis (talk | contribs)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Life as Abraham Lincoln (AKA the Dick)
As a young lad, Abraham often was worried about the size of his penis. Yes, it was much larger than all the other boys'. Sometimes his balls even got red and twisted. Yes, life was not an easy one for The Dick. Did you know that he often looked at porno as a child due to the lack of attention he got? How sad. Now a days, he hides behind bedroom doors, and touches his underwear, moaning and touching himself. "I wanna touch yer body, touch it harder, then a little softer now, eh? That's a good lass, eh?"
Yes, life was hard for the large, almost walking Penis. Who had red balls. And large, obviously-protruding nipples.