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Ken Fogarty (born in Manchester, England) is a (naturalized) American soccer coach. Fogarty was Head Coach and Technical Director of the Cayman Islands national team from 1993-1994 and from 1996-1998.

Fogarty served as interim head coach of the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer for three games in 1999, until Bob Gansler was appointed successor to Ron Newman.Fogarty served as assistant to Bob Gansler for two seasons in MLS.

Fogarty played professionally for Stockport County at seventeen and also played for the Republic of Ireland in the U-17 European Championships. He was also called up to the full squad for an international match agains Poland.

Fogarty first came to the United States to play for the Los Angeles Skyhawks of the American Soccer League in 1976, the year they won the A.S.L. Championship. He returned to England to play for Stockport County until returning to the U.S. in 1979 to play for the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers of the North American Soccer League. (1979-1983) He moved with the franchise to Minnesota where the Stikers played the final season of the N.A.S.L and then continued to play indoor soccer with the MISL. Fogarty also played for St. Louis (1984)and Baltimore (1985) of the MISL.

He also played for and was Head Coach of the Tampa Bay Rowdies of the American Soccer League from 1989-1993. Currently he is the Director of Coaching for the boys programme of the Eclipse Soccer Club in Houston (www.eclipsesoccerclub.com). Fogarty is also President of Global Soccer International, (www.globalsoccerint.com) a tour company offering tours to S.America and Europe for the north American club and college soccer player.


Ken happily resides under a freeway in Houston, third cardboard box from the end between wino of the year "Cirrhosis Sally Smothers," who is awaiting her 4th liver transplant, and fellow wino "Stanley Steak" who is awaiting a new kidney.

What little leisure time he has left is spent mastering the art of "cat juggling", and performing mime for the criminally insane. He is also perfecting a unique dance routine in the hope of finally being selected after years of being ignored, for the Chippendale dance group as he approaches his ninety second year. Lately, whenever he steps on a dance floor, people check him for his medical alert bracelet.


He has authored several best sellers, amongst them "Aardvarks for beginners" (Pulitzer Prize winner 1971, "Round Balls for Square People" (Booker Prize 1978) and his last masterpiece "Why isn't This Universe All About Me" (Plumbing Magazines Book of the Year 1981).


Ultimately his remaining goals in life are to have a medical condition named after him, to transport a new breed of body lice across International borders,(he wishes to exploit the underground lice market in the Ukraine), and to own his own planet consisting of horizontally constructed sky scrapers.

Ken does not have an enemy in the World,unfortunately none of his friends like him.


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