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| Developer(s) | Your Mom |
| Publisher(s) | Llama's |
| Designer(s) | Bub |
| Engine | Java |
| Platform(s) | Java |
| Release | March, 1999 |
| Genre(s) | Virtual Reality |
| Mode(s) | Multiplayer |
Whyville is an interactive porn and sexual site geared towards preteens and teenagers to have sex. Its goal is to teach students about sex and reproducing through games and roleplay. It is, similar in part to the popular site Neopets in that you control a character and live in a virtual community, where you can interact with other players we mean really very "INTERACT" with the people.
Community
Whyville is an online community geared towards old fartz aged 18-150, to provide online sexual learning for kids. Each user has an avatar they can personalize to present their online identity throughout the community. Citizens in Whyville earn their own salary (clams) to buy their face parts and clothes, entertainment, whypox vaccine, and even a Scion car. They earn their salary by interacting with different science games, writing articles, or even starting their own businesses. There is a scroll down menu to take the user to the beach, the checkers room, the games, Bub's house (magical things happen there) or the CDC. Once you go somewhere, you can interact with other users who appear on the screen. You can also interact with other users through Ymail, a service where you can send emails to users within the whyville domain. Whyville uses it's many Ymail Helpers as a service to newer Whyvillians, or "Newbies". Over the past 3 years, BBG has been the most popular group of the whyville community. After dominating the scene in 2003, they suddenly dissapeared for nearly a year but then came back viciously, building an empire that terrororized the whyville scene. Currently they run a quiet operation which creates major clam flow throughout the community. BBG was created by MCVC, Abudarta, and biffbabe (retired). Dareon1 was a recently seized name and is now used by the BBG. go pee with ur own FARTZ while ur getting preggiburger then have the baby thru ur BUNZ u DUNSE.
- Warning** Having a baby thru ur bunz only wrkz if you dont got no uteruz Special Quotes from Cole
Salary
Whyville uses a currency, called Clams, to buy face parts, projectiles, furniture, bricks, and other things. In order to earn a salary of "clams" you must play different educational games like having sexual contact with avatars. Once you reach a certain score on a game, your salary is raised accordingly. You get paid your salary each time you visit the site on a new day. The higher the salary, the more you can sell your face factory creations for.
Rules
Like other games online, safety is important, with tools like "Silence", "Vaporize","911 Report",a language filter, and How To Have Sex With Avatars just to have no AIDS or HIV. Whyville also has City Workers, fake-robot-monkey-people who work on Whyville with special-ed jobs to be procrastinated, who also moderate chat. Additionally, most of these city workers are escaped convicts who are ACTUALLY out to murder children, and cook them in soup.
Government
Just like the real world, Whyville has a place where you can post your own petition and have it signed by other citizens. If it gets enough votes, it will be taken to the poll booth, and if it has enough petitions in the poll booth, it will be send to city hall for the city workers to consider it being made true in Whyville. Every three months, there is a senate race (though most senators don't do SHIT), and everyone who has been a citizen for at least four weekz and has not been punished for any crimes in the last 90 days is legible to start a senate platform. The three most voted-for platforms are taken to a special chat room to debate for the senator. Whyville is not a democracy like it says it is. Instead it is an oligarchy, with the city workers dictating everything.
Scion/Car
Scions are pieces of crap dont waste precious clams on them because you will regret it. If you do buy 1 i might as well shove it up you butt right now.AND ALSO GO HAVE SEX IN THE TRUNK IF YOUW ANT I MEAN IFYOU CANT DO IT IN REAL LIFE JUST DO IT ON THERE
Projectiles
In the many rooms of Whyville you are able to throw what they call "projectiles" at other people. This includes: Food, water balloons, bubs, mudballs, paintballs, and gross stuff too like a penis or the vagina and many more. Also, you can throw a uteruz at someone, and they will get pregged.
Daily Games
Twice a day, Whyville has a game hosted at the "Greek Theater". It is either at 1pm Whyville standard time, (pacific time) or six pm Whyville standard time. One game is called Letter Squash, where a mish-mash of scrambled letters and a source word are displayed on a screen in the center of the theater. All the letters in the mix-up are synonyms of the source word. The other game is Math Expressions.And forgotten to include having sex and showing everyone ON THE STAGE! This is where they show you a source number and five other numbers. You must use these numbers to make an equation to equal the source number. An example may be:
Source Number: 5
Root numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
On answer may be: 5-4*3+2*1 Please note that the equations do not follow the order of operations.
EVEN THOUGH THESE GAMES SUCK PEOPLE WASTE AN HOUR OF THERE LIFE PLAYING THIS GAME THAT KILLS UR BRAIN BECAUSE IT HAS TO DO WITH SCHOOl! (especially since order of operations is always used and who the heck wants to figure out words scrambled like "rfdtuirioerowehjxncmds"?)