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ULL may refer to:

• University of Louisiana at Lafayette
• Unbundled Local Loop, the result of a local loop unbundling (LLU).

Chapter 1 The Beginning

It all started one morning 0840 AM 20 Aug 1973, the king ULL was wearing the ULL mouth for the very first time. It was said that he got himself 22 little ULLs and a washcloth! Well that’s were it all started, from there the ULL population grew at a tremendousness rate! Knowledge increased and by the end of November 1973 the ULL’s already had started building ULL City. The ULLs took a real interest in the family dog Tippy who was in her own way kind of psychotic and well very different in her own way, she her self would worship the king ULL when he asserted his authority by backing down in the most undignified matter imaginable. Thanksgiving Day was very interesting in its self. Grandma and grandpa showed up that year and the first surveillance of the 2 what the king ULL called was rats was done and the name Monglored ULLs was coined. Tony and perry Koales was the two friends of the two little Monglored ULLs they lived up the street about ½ a mile. One evening the day before thanksgiving the whole Klan was there, grandma grandpa the king ULL queen ULL the Monglored ULLs and of course Perry and Tony. Perry, Tony, and the Monglored ULLs were out behind the barn with the dog just talking about thing like naked girls when one of the little ULLs grab the dogs tail and lifted it up and showed the dogs ass hole. The king ULL was watching though the window and darted out immediately when he saw that and made the Monglored ULLs go indoors and sent Perry and Tony home. As the little ULLs went in the T.V. was playing Berry White and grandma said boy don’t they look nice, the queen ULL said yea there getting big. Grandpa and the king ULL was in the garage talking about the same thing John Deers American Motors, and how the whole would will be ran by one government in 500 years. Later that evening the ULLs were all indoors for the night and Grandpa Grandma the king and queen ULL were playing cards 31 to be excate. The Monglored ULLs was watching T.V. then it happened, the loudest fart ever happed. A few secones later the king ULL came to the livingroom from the dinning room and started to bitch, and when he smelled the horrer the king ULL sent the little ULL to his room. It was very hard not to just burst out laughing but lucky they did for the 6 or 7 mimuts the king ULL was there hollering. After the king ULL went back to the card game the little ULL started to laugh and laugh rather hard.

ULL

A fictional character first written in 1974 when the king ULL got 22 little ULL's and a wash cloth. Since then the Ull's have build entire county with two major cities named ULL city and Central city. By 1977 they were well on there way. In 1980 the first ULL set foot on the moon and 1984 Mars! They became such a power that in their own dimension they were advance! The king ULL in 1978 did not want them to get more advance, this became evident during the airport incident at central city 0510 10 May 1978 when the king ULL ran out on the runway after a 866 Super jet liner taking off. The passenger jet had to divert over the back yard to avoid the king ULL causing a lot of noise and smoke pass an open window where the queen ULL was sleeping. In the fall of 1986 the country was destroyed when they went to war with the king ULL, starting with Bombing of both cities ULL city and central city. Read the novel coming out next year about the incredible rise and fall of the ULL empire.

Created in July 20 1974 in Iowa, most of the advance Civilization was destroyed in November 1986. Today some Fraction of the old civilization still remain in the woody hills of Iowa

Harking ULL:

He was a scientist first came around July 1976. Most well known for his research in EPE Electromagnetic Pulse Engine (Warp drive). He build a gravitational field generator to bend the time continuum, much the same way a planes shadow will move at the same speed on flat level ground and speed up considerably when the ground is angled up or down as going over a hill. The distances are distances and the speed is speed but the hill is what the EPE dose to propel matter across liner distances by bending space and the speeding up of the shadow is the acceleration of the spaceship, the result. The formula is as follows:

frac{m'}{m} = \frac{1}{\sqrt{1-(v/c)^2}}

Using a conventional rocket engine to move and a wave form plate he was able to move the spaceship forward and in a selected direction. And by using the following formula feed to a computer controlling internal gravitational negative field to appose the EPE engines he was able to keep time neutral at all points in the universe:

\frac{t'}{t} = \sqrt{1 - (\frac{v}{c})^2}

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