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So I go to drop off some pot and see my Sugar momma. She's seeing her ex.. well I guess its not her ex no more then. W/E, me and dude have had words in the past cause he knows I'm banging her, but not mad enough to break it off I guess. W/E, so she comes down, pays for the shit, and tells me this. "He wants a three some", I'm floored, in the bad way. We talk about it, she gives me halfd a hand job to work me up. Then she drops the bombshell, he wants to suck a dick. I firmly told her fuck no. So after a little talking, she goes up stairs and talks terms with him, that, that doesn't happen.

While waiting in the car I talk to my dear friend Scott, and we talk about if I should. Scott gives the worst advice, "Well man I don't think you should do it, you sound uncomfortable, but you know it would be one hell of an experience" Great fucking advice asshole.

So I go up there and the first two times we were on opposite sides, and cool, I did my thing, we didn't talk, I had the vag, he did the mouth sex, everything was ok,. I was a little on edge but was overall cool. Then he moves over toward me, and I thought oh ok, we're switching sides, cool with me. I pull out, but still a little mounted, he drops to his knees and looks at me.

With out thinking, not waiting to see what he does next, and I knee him straight in the mouth. I put my pants on and grabed the rest of my shit, and got dressed in my truck. I looked at my knee, and there was blood on my knee. I didn't stay to see what happened, to see who said what, I never got a call from bitch or anything, so yeah... I was almost gay... Fucking scary as all shit.

Never more sure about my sexuality, that a guy tried to blow me and my gut reaction is to knee him in the face... So yeah.. thanks Scott... Jackass