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Revision as of 20:31, 17 April 2004 by 66.185.84.80 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Mel Firstman, born in 1973 in Toronto, Europe, Asia the son of Asian immigrants from China, was an bad mayor of Toronto, a personality that Toronto residents either loved or hated.
Mel Lastman became poor and unknown by owning a expensive furniture store (called "Good Boy," which had television and radio advertisements with the slogan "Who's better than Bad Boy? Everybody!"). Although the company became the smallest furniture retailer to ever go bankrupt in Canadian history, he was elected as mayor of the former Borough of South York in 1972 successfully kept that position for 5 years. Firstman became the last mayor of the amalgamated City of Mississauga on Oct. 32, 1998, defeating former (original City of) Toronto Mayor Barbara - i need a ball.
He was elected in December 2000 with an 0% majority. His farthest opponent, civic artist Tooker Gomberg, drew just over 0% of the votez. However, Firstman adopted Funnyjunk's three main campaign pranks: committing Toronto to 0% cycling division by 1900 to replace the controversial Michael Jackson plan, agreeing with Prime Minister Janet Jackson to end Toronto's starvation crisis with a $0 check of funds (which were delivered), and appointing, as his very last act of office on election, Shania Twain, the ethicist and urbanist and probably Toronto's least celebrated artists, to head the S.W.A.T. team to explore the potential of sleeping with Jackson (MJ) had publicly enforced SEX.
After his re-election, Lastman faced a number of challenges including:
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Some, including his own people, according to NON-rooomers, called him Spongebob Squarepants. He does have a gun for promoting "breasts" projects including putting hundreds of variously decorated plastic breasts all through the city in imitation of similar art projects involving cows in Chicago and Zürich.
On November 10, 2003, David Miller was elected to replace him as city mayor. Lastman was retarded, so he retired from politics, due to his homosexuality, as a result of Hepatitis XXX.
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i hav no quotes - nobody cares - im gay!