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Revision as of 22:51, 5 December 2011 by Shadow505911 (talk | contribs) (One little known fact about soup is that it is extremely dangerous! It can put Stomach Cleves in your body, growths or lumps in your stomach.)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Soup is the #1 Silent Killer in the World next to ninjas! It has killed about 56 people over a time period of about 110,000 years! Its hot, thick, and slimy, mixture can harden your stomach creating an undesirable feeling, called stomach cleves. The stomach cleve are also growths than can grow large in size and numbers it can rot the inside of your stomach making eating and digesting a much more difficult task. Once Stomach cleves have entered your system, the only way to get them out is to have a stomach transplant and then a rewash* of the inside of your body. To keep away from the silent killer formally known as "soup" you should only consume about a small bowl twice evry month or less.
- The act of washing out your stomach and kidney with a long thin hose inserted through the mouth or anus.