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Keith Ian Lemon is an unorthodox fictional character portrayed by English comedian Leigh Francis. He first appeared in the short-lived Whatever I Want in 2000, before later going on to make several appearances in Francis' sketch comedy Bo' Selecta!. Lemon has now been adopted into popular culture and is most famous for his comedy panel show Celebrity Juice and his 2012 film Keith Lemon: The Film, both of which feature Holly Willoughby and Kelly Brook. He is known for his flamboyant personality and gaudy dress sense.

Background

In a 2006 interview with The Guardian, Leigh Francis claimed that Keith Lemon is loosely based on his best friend (whose name is also Keith Lemon). Lemon is easily distinguished by his Yorkshire accent, bleached hair, ginger moustache and fake tan. According to Francis, Lemon's background is that of a failed businessman, who was most successful in 1993, when he won the prestigious Businessman of the Year award for his innovative creation, the "securi-pole". He currently lives with his girlfriend, Rosie (Laura Aikman), in Leeds but to her disdain he frequently visits his 'love of his life' Ruth Hardy (he has asked Rosie if they could pair up!) In 1997 he had a backstage sexual experience with music star Nicki Minaj in which Nicki fell pregnant with fictional son Brad Lemon (Bradley Ashworth) who was born on the 25th July 1998. Brad Lemon (Bradley Ashworth) is now living with another family in the Woodthorpe area in Sheffield.

May 30, 1973 (age 39 years)

Leigh Francis, Date of birth This is my Keith Lemon website which we developed to keep all the Keith Lemon fans up to date with Keith Lemon related news. Aside from Keith Lemon news we also have uploaded a number of videos and Keith Lemon's biography. Recently we added a store from which we sell exclusive Keith Lemon related merchandise! Be sure to buy a bang tidy t-shirt featuring one of Keith Lemon's legendary quotes! Keith Lemon Biography

Well My names Keith Lemon and I know I'm a household name mainly due to my successful Securipole product and numerous TV appearances on Bo Selecta and Big Brother. However you may be surprised to know life wasn't always so kind to me and I have had to work hard to get to where I am today.

I am from Leeds and this is where my first business venture began. I didn't do college I just left school and went straight into setting up my business Rhino Jeans. I lived at home with me Mam and Dad and my brother Gregory. My brother Gregory is a pillow biter and if you don't know what that is well it means a wooley wufter. I don't have problem with that though as I'm quite liberal I like all kinds, yellow, black, cream, pink, lesbicans I don't get irate about it.

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My Rhino jeans were sold on Leeds Market as I had my own stall there. My plans back then were to be successful and earn enough money to buy me mam a decent set of teeth and go and live in America.

My Rhino jeans empire didn't go to plan and after too many complaints about them i decided to pack it in and come up with a new idea. My new product was Securipole a 2 foot shaft, yes a 2 foot shaft! to put on your driveway to stop evil scumbuggers from stealing automobiles. This proved a huge success and earned me my prestigious business man of the year award 1993. After the award i had lots of attention from the ladies and ultimately my downfall as I never say no even if they were a big fat minger. I managed to blow most of my money on booze and cheap women but it was fun while it lasted.

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I lived a quiet couple of years then I was approached to star in TV programme "Keith Lemons One Night Stands" to help folk who couldn't get a bird. As due to my success I had loads of birds looking to be Mrs Lemon so I was more than an expert in the field. My date on the show was Tess Daly and for all my efforts I didn't manage to have her. I'm sure she was a lesbican.

Despite my failings on that show I managed other guest appearances on the Bo Selecta shows which gave me a opportunity to bring my Securipole product to the U S of A. I teamed up with Fabio and had great time. If you look at my videos you will see the advert we made.

I have now filmed my own TV show Keith Lemons very Brilliant World Tour which is available on dvd now. I also plan to release my autobiography "Everyone wants a slice of Lemon" real soon.

Celebrity Juice is Keith's panel show where along with regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound the teams answer questions in the loosest sense of the Word. It's a massive hit for ITV2 and for Keith Lemon, now on series 4 it looks set to continue for many more!

"Don't forget, if you don't make an entrance you won't get in!" The new Keith Lemons Fit dvd is now available to buy online direct from our Keith Lemon shop! Aside from the great DVD we also stock a selection of T-Shirts and various other Keith Lemon's DVD's which all include free delivery!

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This is my Keith Lemon website which we developed to keep all the Keith Lemon fans up to date with Keith Lemon related news. Aside from Keith Lemon news we also have uploaded a number of videos and Keith Lemon's biography. Recently we added a store from which we sell exclusive Keith Lemon related merchandise! Be sure to buy a bang tidy t-shirt featuring one of Keith Lemon's legendary quotes!

"The tour was a great success and I visited some great countries and met up with some of my celebrity friends including some old flames like the bang tidy Holly Valance."

The DVD of Keith Lemons Very Brilliant World Tour is available now. The DVD had lots of extras and unseen footage and will be a must for all Keith Fans.

Keith Lemons Celebrity Juice Keith Lemon is the host of the proper funny celebrity Juice shown on ITV2 Thursday nights at 10pm and repeated on Saturdays at 10pm and Mondays at 11pm. Panelist include the bang tidy Holly Willabooby (Willoughby) and the nostrils of Fearne Cotton are both regulars along with other celebrity guests who differ each week.

This Morning With Holly, Phillip and Keith Lemon! It's new and exciting news for Keith Lemon fans as he joins the team on This Morning as the agony Aunt or Unlce taking calls and dishing out advice as only he could to millions of viewers on ITV 1.

Keith Lemon Bang Tidy T-Shirt! The Keith Lemon Bang Tidy T-Shirt is now available directly from our very own Keith Lemon Merchandise Store- This makes for an excellent gift for any Keith Lemon fanatic! It's available in a choice of colours and sizes and costs less then a tenner! Check out the other Keith Lemon gifts on our very own merchandise page!

External links

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHwROUnlFsg

References

1. "'We're just mucking about'". The Guardian. 11 October 2006. Retrieved 12 September 2011.
2. "Lemon Gets Fruity with Louie Spence". The Sun. 25 March 2010. Retrieved 30 September 2010.
3. Keith Lemon | Unofficial Keith Lemon Fansite!

• Comedy television characters
• Fictional English people