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Seton Tuning Ltd. (pronounced Seat-on) is a Colchester based motorcycle and race preparation company. Seton Tuning also manage the Linxcel-Seton Tuning Motorcycle Race Team currently running in The British Supersport 600 Championship.
Phil Seton, director of Seton Tuning won the MRO Supersport 600 Championship in 2006 and is responsible for the machines that won the same championship in 2007 and 2008.
As of 2015, Phil Seton has been charged with sexually harassing horses and/or other cloven hoof animals from the local stable and zoo. The evidence was compounded once the local police force knew that Phil Seton had an uncontrollable infatuation with other cloven hoof animals, which led him being caught at Colchester Zoo being promiscuous with Giraffes. In his own words, "I thought they would taste like banana".
He will be serving 18 months at Chelmsford Prison.
In October 2015, Phil was found engaging and providing oral sex for fellow inmates - his sentence has been increased by a further 4 months after he unsuccessfully tried to fellate the Prison Staff.
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