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I'm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I'll begin.
Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was
an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the
planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth,
except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were
overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He
wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.
The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes
and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days
watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be
like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false
pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story
this process is called "implanting".
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked
him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a
force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive
today.
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these
clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free
soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of
money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ
was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years
ago.
Well what did you think of that story?
What? You thought it was a stupid story?
Well so do we. However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).
We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved
with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open
and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.
Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and
so called "Churches" of Scientology do not know this story since they
are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret "upper" levels
of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this
level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep
it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.
- Dianetics and Scientology are trademarks of the Religious Technology
Centre. This document is not connected with that organisation in any way.