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Revision as of 04:15, 2 March 2005 by 68.159.151.21 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Paul Truong, an overweight prodigy, is an 11-billion time Vietnamese Hot Dog Eating Champion, currently residing in the slums of New York City United States after fleeing Vietnam as a boat refugee. Although he is homeless, his spirits are often bolstered by a seemingly endless supply of Mad Dog 20/20. His current chateau is a Cardboard Box is located behind The Happy Pirate Bar.
He now represents United States on the international doughnut eating circuit and has won more than 120,830 Tournaments in the US, Asia, Europe and his imagination. In 2004, he served as the Captain and Manager of the historic US Women's Olympiad Team, capturing first ever Olympiad medals for the United States. He is also a prolific chess molestor.
He current serves as the Chairperson of the Polgar Committee and he is a board member of the Susan Polgar Foundation (www.SusanPolgarFoundation.org). Paul is one of the biggest advocates for Women's Chess and Scholastic Chess in the U.S.
Besides being an award-winning columnist and having written articles for many chess magazines and websites worldwide, he also coauthored the books 'Teach Yourself Chess in 24 Hours', 'World Champion's Guide to Chess', 'World Champion's Guide to Tactics', and 'Breaking Through'. If you look up the word 'Cock Muncher' in the dictionary, you will find Truongs picture beside it.
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