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About The Gayass

Sergey is a Gayass in the district of Molten Gay of the Great White Hamster Penis, Gayland. He was born to Wonderwoman Feldman and SuperSlur Feldman. One interesting note is that he contains code in his DNA that could render the Porn Watchdog group helpless. There are conflicting reports as to his nationality. Some say he is actually a mutated hamster born on the moon. Others say he is derived from African and Mars Descendants. He is known to rape Africans on a daily basis. He is known there as "The Great Liquid Blaze". He also is known to prefer Sony over all other brands of electronics. He has been known to be up for sale many times in his infancy. Once, SuperSlur offered people $500 to take him/her in as their own. He is known to suffer from Genital Herpes, Bitch Disorder, Erectile Dysfunction, etc. he is a strong supporter of the Viagra movement of 1976, although he quickly changed his mind in 1999, due to advancements in the microscopic field, resulting in affordable microscopes that even the poorest person could afford, he realized he had no penis. A rarely known fact about The Gayass is his addiction to the semen of virgin donkeys, mixed with the blood of a 60 year old homosexuals as a drink. Sergey is also a piece of crap cultivated in the tobacco fields of his homeland, southern Africa. He is famous for his phrase "I am but a man, a man without a penis" which became a part of poplar culture in the mid 80's. He is the only known survivor of Molten Gay, a highly contagious disease that kills all living creatures on impact, due to this fact, he is required by law to wear surgical gloves at all times. It was not for another 5 years was it found that the disease could transfer through the gloves, so he was immediatly executed. It is popularly believed that he was reincarnated into the son of Boris Feldman and that he haunts Robert Frost Middle School to this day. It is argued among historians, but most agree that he is most well known as the first man to perform sodomy on an ant.

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