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A penis is an organ of which is owned by Tom Carroll. However, the penis of Tom Carroll is quite miniscule. It is only about 1 inch in length and has slight discoloration throughout the shaft. Carroll's penis is the epitome of a disgrace to the male gender. If any girl ever attempts to have sex with Carroll, she should be prepared with a microscope and a vibrator in case of failure to create intercourse, a failure which is almost certain.

All who read this must take a moment of silence in honor of Carroll's penis and the struggles he goes through every day.