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Germay is a very well known Monarchy that is ruled by one Mr. Delzell (In German he's called Herr Delzell). He rules over this vast land with an iron fist and superior knowledge of the German langauge. It is occupied by very few and most are still learning the langauge and some aren't going to be staying for very long but word is that so many more people wish to come to this magical land that he may have to establish a Viceroy to help govern the land. Although this has caused much anger among the German citezens it cannot be helped. Herr Delzell also has recently decreed a music video that has been very popular called "Millionare", by Die Prinzen. The people are pleased but Herr Delzell reminds everyone it's only temporary. Germany is also famous for their food and rich culture. They are famous for making beer, the Brotwurst, and giant pretzels. They also have many old buildings and museums to visit. Their Museums range from classic to modern. History is also big in Germany and has a lot of historical monuments. Many of Herr Delzell himself. Although Germany is a Monarchy Herr Delzell does rule fairly unless he feels he is being insulted or mocked. His most famous lines were "Stop stealing my thunder", "Why do you hate me Gerd?", and his most famous yet, "Grow a pair!". Recently when asked about Folk Metal bands he replied, "I just wake up and drive to work like everyone else, I don't need to listen to music about fairies and creatures that live in trees". It has also been recently announced that Germany is going to play France in a softball game. They're players boast of a sure win and taunt the French. Germany is the best place in the world.