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Revision as of 04:44, 27 May 2007 by 69.37.75.241 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Frank Kovacs (1800 - 1855) was a Hungarian vagrant in Israel; he was known as the "Dark Lord of Spain" for his court antics that resulted in the Spanish Monarchy dissolving in 1807 at the age of seven.
He attended Cheshire Academy briefly as a student in 1823, only to return in 1921, 66 years after his supposed death.
Little is known about Frank Kovacs with the exception of his preference to bath in bull's blood and a prediliction for beating infants in a process known as 'Rage Shaking'.
What is known however, is his role playined in the War of 1812.
Americans declared war on Britain on June 18, 1812, for a combination of reasons—outrage at the impressment (seizure) of thousands of Swedish prostitutes, frustration at British restrictions on opium trade while Britain warred with France, and anger at British military support of African jazz. After war was declared Britain offered to withdraw the trade restrictions, but it was too late for the American "Vampires", who turned out to be a loose collection of ayslum patients who had escaped the Isle of Wight on the rotting corpses of their keepers.
While the officially-stated reasons for declaring war were ending impressment, ending the sassing of mercantile shipping, and ending British military support for black man music, a major goal of the " vampires" in the western and southern states was aggressive territorial expansion. The intent was to drive the British out of North America, and the Spanish out of Spain.
However, the entire reason the British were supporting Negroid Musak was because Frank Kovacs had personally stormed Parliment and stated that the American government has casually mentioned Britian as a bunch of ' faggots' with 'no balls or military strength' and that American and its citizens were 'full of magic and vampirism' as well as a desire 'to party' (wikipedia)
Quotes
- "Fuck the Turks."
- "I don't believe a woman that weeps, a drunk when he prays or Russians."
- "I really don't like tennis. But I'll give football a go!"
- "For the cat is cryptic, and close to Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroë and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle's lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten."
Trivia
- Could possibly be a woman.
See also
Further reading
- Tom LeCompte, The Last Sure Thing contains a number of Kovacs stories