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caption=Dane Rauschenberg in the 2006 Buffalo Marathon during Fiddy2.
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Dane Rauschenberg (pronounced RAU-shen-berg), born May 31, 1976, loves himself like no one else will ever love him. His mom loved him maybe 25% as much as he loves himself, and she loved him a lot. Dane Rauschenberg likes to say his name out loud, and sometimes he calls himself The Dane Rauschenberg. He thinks that adding The at the beginning part gives him some aristocratic cache. Dane Rauschenberg is happy that no one else that he knows or has heard of is also named Dane Rauschenberg, because if someone else were named Dane Rauschenberg, he couldn't add The at the front, and that would drive him into a mad, big-baby rage. Rauschenberg has:

  • Made himself into an insufferable twat.
  • Set or broken every single record he's made up for himself to set and/or break.

Rauschenberg might:

  • Pee sitting down.
  • Like to smell his own farts.
  • Practice autofellatio.

Dane was a playa in what became a true year of ultra-douchebaggery. In 2006, when Dane completed his transformation into an ur-twat, a slew of other runners began avoiding him like a bad odor. A direct result of Dane being Dane is that anyone who finds himself in proximity to any pompous, irritating arsehole is said to have been caught in the DaneGer Zone.

Fiddy2

Fiddy2 raised over $43,000 for the ] chapter of L'Arche Internationale. Rauschenberg continues to raise money through his website Fiddy2.

Awards & Recognition

  • Rauschenberg was one of four runners chosen to represent The 50 States Marathon Club at the MBC Hangang Marathon in Seoul, Korea on April 29, 2007.
  • Asked to participate as a Charity Chaser for the Frederick Marathon where he would start last and receive a dollar for every runner he passed during the race.
  • Metro Sports DC selected Dane as its Athlete of the Month for its July 2007 issue.
  • Selected co-Male Runner of the Year by the Washington Running Club in 2006.

References

  1. PT Gazette.net, Man chases down $3,500 for Frederick United Way

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