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If you are reading this, it means you are not reading an article. It is quite possible that you are more fascinated by Wikipedians than Misplaced Pages. If this is you, take heart my friend. I enjoy userpages too and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Take this quiz if you are not sure:
1. When on a wiki page, is your first instinct to see the discussion? If yes, continue...
2. When on the discussion page, is your next click on a username? If yes, continue...
3. Do you copy/paste userboxes from that particular user more than 50% of the time, or find yourself reading their talk page and checking out their contributions?
4. If yes, than take comfort in who you are, and be glad you're not the other.
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Origins of Username
You will likely see my name in the AfD logs as nominator and voter. I really enjoy obliterating articles or obliterating nominators, always with good cause, and always with good taste. Please note, though, my username, Keeper, has absolutely nothing to do with my propensity to either vote keep, (or delete for that matter), for any particular article. Keeper has long been a pseudonym of mine and was borne long before Misplaced Pages was. The 76 has no meaning or importance. Don't misconstrue it to mean age, aka age, DOB, number of arrests, or IQ. It also doesn't signify that I am necessarily a fan of these guys, or any particular element, or any particular song, year, gas station, highway, nebula, film, newer film, painting, flag or ship for that matter. All incorrect assumptions on your part. Is it possible that it is completely random? Yes it is! Cheers!
Helpful links (at least, helpful to me...)
Recent changes patrol "how to"
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit (hover)
Other Useful Stuff for warnings, test, links, help pages! Yay!
current debates (and related) Common outcomes
Fun quotes, ruthlessly copied
"There is no spoon" - Neo (The Matrix). Actually, the Boy says it first.
"This is Calvinball. We are Calvin. You are the ball." - DavidGerard, referring to a blocked sockpuppeteer
"Learn how to avoid ripoffs - send $5." (attributed to Dennis Miller in a standup routine).
"It's called Avian Flu, a fatal killer that, when lethal, can be deadly." - Rob Corddry
"I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite" - Will Ferrell in Elf
"Like a drifter needs a room....Hawkmoon! -- Bono
Most wanted Guideline, to cite in AfDs
Although WP:GOODFAITH, WP:ATTACK AND WP:CIVIL are decent guidelines, the guideline that I want the very very most is WP:DUMBSHIT. This would of course lead to the page titled: Dont Underestimate My Bias, Said the Hater In the Trenches. It would, of course, be used for those editors who for whatever reason, take Misplaced Pages to be of the utmost seriousness, and are completely appalled when a "pet" article that they WP:OWN -- an article with unsolvable bias, unprovable notability, unreliable sources, and of course usually of insurmountable unimportance, is rightfully nominated for deletion. At this point, the DUMBSHIT goes to the AfD and basically says "Yep huh!!" "Is so!"" and "It is notable, you wank!" and stuff like that. Usually, what they (the Haters in the Trenches) are asserting is "Don't Underestimate my Bias."
Oh, how I want to say: "Don't be a WP:DUMBSHIT, dumbshit. This is not your myspace space."
New Project, let's see where I go with this....
I've just read (00:19, 9 October 2007 (UTC)) several really bad or incomplete articles relating to Isle Royale National Park, which is one of the most ridiculously beautiful and undiscovered parks in the United States. I'm going to improve them....
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