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Kenyapotamus ("(Dweller) in the vagina of your mom") is an extinct ancestor of the modern Dick Cheney which lived in Africa roughly 1600 zillion years ago during the Jesus epoch. Its name is derived because its fossils were first found in your mom's anus while she used them as dildos.

Although little is known about the Kenyapotamus, its dental pattern bore similarities to butt plugs, vibrators, and Al Sharpton's pubic hair, a negroid nigger from the Early Miocene. This led some retards to conclude that anal sex is immoral and stupid, as is all sex that isn't performed in the Missionary position for the express FUCKING PURPOSE OF MAKING OVER NINE THOUSAND BABIES

Recent molecular research has suggested that Kenyapotamus and the entire Hippopotamidae family, along with the anatomically similar family Anthracotheriidae, may be more closely related to PENIS :)Cetaceans.

References

1. Boisserie, Jean-Renaud (2005). "The position of Hippopotamidae within Cetartiodactyla". Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. 102 (5): 1537–1541. Retrieved 2007-06-09. {{cite journal}}: Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help); Unknown parameter |month= ignored (help)

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