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Revision as of 05:54, 30 December 2007 by 67.173.151.57 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)The word 'Hacker' refers to any of the following people: Simon Fields
Simon is the world's foremost hacker, and only allows others to call him 'The Grand Hackmaster'. While this is a source of contention for those around him, they should know their place. While not hacking shit up, Simon likes to spend his time <CENSORED FOR BEING TOO FUCKING AWESOME>
Most know Simon's hacks, or 'Shacks' as he calls them, as they are quite famous. For instance, Simon once hacked every computer in the fucking world, leaving only this message:
System.out.println("THE SLIMINISTER STRIKES AGAIN!");
You may also remember another of Simon's hacks: He hacked into town dullard and rumored drunk David Janociak's laptop, virusing the shit out of it and such.
His heightened coding ability most likely resulted from years of being superior to everyone else in almost every way. (He is sadly only mediocre at checkers. Simon once is quoted as saying, "Checkers fucking blows, who invented that stupid fucking game.")
Simon taught the art of hacking for a short while, but had to stop after the class could not stop staring at his impressive member long enough to practice their newly learned hacks. Why he taught the class naked and with a full, lustrous erection has yet to be determined.