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Tucker Max is an underground celebrity, known from his personal website and blog. Tucker is a self-described "asshole"; he posts humorous stories from his own experiences, typically involving drunkenness and displays of recklessness. While his demonstration and online exhibition of carefree behavior is often surrounded by controversy, Tucker himself markedly outlines his own actions:

"I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead."
from TuckerMax.com

Background

Tucker Max, upon graduating high school from Blair Academy, went on to receive a Bachelor's degree at University of Chicago in 1998. He then received a J.D. from Duke University of Law in 2001.

He now lives in Wicker Park in Chicago, IL.

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The Stories

Tucker Max has many stories recounting his "adventures," usually while inebriated. He uses a voice recorder to record his experiences, and then later narrates them in prose. His stories include

  • The Famous Sushi Pants Story
  • Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
  • Tucker goes to a hockey game
  • The Absinthe Donuts Story
  • The Austin Road Trip
  • Tucker has a moment of reflection; ends poorly
  • The Blowjob Follies
  • Tucker ruptures his appendix
  • The UT Weekend
  • The (almost banned, now world famous) Miss Vermont Story
  • The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever
  • The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Auction Debacle
  • Tucker ruins wine tasting

Television and books

Max currently has two books:

He also recently signed a book deal with Kensington Publishing. To come out in January or February of 2006, the book is tentatively titled I hope they serve beer in hell: The Tucker Max Stories. It will contain over forty stories, including some already posted on his site (see above).

There are reputed plans for an upcoming television show, but these plans are unconfirmed and little description is available.

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Tucker Death Mix

TDM stands for Tucker Death Mix, which is a beverage consisting of

Tucker Max Drunk

TMD is a scale used by Tucker Max to indicate level of intoxication

  • Buzzed: a few beers. One can still drive reasonably well, and the brain functions normally.
  • Inebriated: Euphoric feeling, loss of ability to drive and impairing of judgment.
  • Drunk: Over confidence. One argues about who drives, but eventually gives up the keys. Ability to socialize normally begins to deteriorate.
  • Fucked-in-half (aka Shit-housed): One believes their abilities have reached superhuman status, and that one is the most attractive person in one's vicinity. Others' level of attractiveness also increase greatly. One cannot determine the difference between appropriate and inappropriate comments.
  • Tucker Max: This is the highest level of intoxication. One has a hard time operating even the most basic of devices. Several effects can be caused, including
    • black out
    • uncontrollable vomiting
    • saying anything that comes to mind, regardless of social acceptability


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