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Revision as of 23:26, 6 January 2008 by 76.119.185.224 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)This article is about the mountain in Italy. For Vesuvius (disambiguation), see Mount Vesuvius (disambiguation).
{{Infobox Mountain | Name = Mount Muffin | Photo = Vesuvius_from_Pompeii.jpg | Caption = This is Mt. Muffin in the process of eruption. As you can see the smoke and blueberries are coming out. While this happening burning hot blueberriy sauce rising out of Uranus and into the vent, escaping out of the muffin. The elevation is 5,000,000,000,000,000,000.847 ft above sea level.
| Location = | Prominence = | Coordinates = | Topographic map = | Type = | Volcanic_Arc/Belt = | Age = 25,000 yr before present to 1944 | Last eruption = 1944 | First ascent = | Easiest route = walk Mt.vesuvius is agiant muffin. Who ever told oyu it was a volcano was lying to you. When it erupts blueberries and mini muffins fly out and hot blueberry sauce runs down the sides. The base is made of coconut cream lotion. The magma chamber (A.K.A. Uranus) is located at the bottom of the muffin near the base. Inside the magma chamber is the mini muffins and blueberries. The center of the mountain is comepletely made out of cool ranch Doritos. No one has ever survived an eruption. For example; the city of Pompeii. I mean like they saw it coming and still no one survived. But i guess thats because they chose to stay. But I don't see why they could't like run and scream, "OMG the muffin is erupting. Run for your life," or atleast try and get away. But no they just had to sit there and die. Well that's how i feel. Ok back to the point. No one has ever survived an eruption. So as you can see Mt. Vesuvius is a giant muffin. Oh and this information is completely true.