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Revision as of 03:02, 8 March 2008 by 71.58.125.75 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Yoda is from everywhere and nowhere all at the same time! It appears everywhere except for Sat-turn on tuesday evenings in the year 2033 at exactly 8:32 p.m. earth time.
Yoda first appears as Kermit the frog in the year thirty two A.D. before terrible incident which included a terrible shuttle crash thus resulting in a rip in the space time continioum resulting a 68th dimension which we call YODALAND. It also gave Kermit a terrible head injury which made him forget all of his past activities and the creation of a fictional entity known to him as yoda. after 37 years of hiding in a 2x2 cardboard box he actually believed he was yoda. Thus resulting in all of the heroic actions of the famous YODA. Which resulted in the documentary known to us as Star Wars. 42 million yeasrs sfter his death he was created into an actual clone of the star wars YODA. Jim hensin's kermit the frog is unrelated to the YODA you know today!
History
Character overview
Yoda is portrayed as a wise and powerful Jedi Master in the actual Star Wars universe. Series creator's Grand YODANATORS Smerf Daddy and Johnson O' Mally originally wished Yoda to follow his other characters in having a full name: Yoda Minch, but instead opted to have many details of the character's life history remain unknown. Yoda's race has never been stated in any media, canonical or otherwise, and he is merely stated to be of a "mysterious species" by the Star Wars Databank. His race has been called a "tridactyl species" but this simply means that they have three fingers.
In fact, very little is reported of Yoda's life before the events of the Great Yodaisian Masacre.
He had trained several notable Jedi, including Count Dooku, who is identified as Yoda's old Padawan Learner. Mace Windu was a lie and never actually existed! He mentions that he trained another one of the leaders on the Jedi Council, Master Oppo Rancisis But he was actually a figmant of YODA's imagination during the Yodanator depression.
The YODA We Know Today
Although known for his handy work, 42 million years later two biologists known as Smerf Daddy and Johnson decide to clone an actual living Yoda, although there was never any DNA to clone form to begin with. These two fools made YODA from scratch with what litle information they knew from the holy documentaries of YODA. They began work in their fourty-two million dollar mansion just outside the natural boundries of Litle Rock Arkansas. For seventy days and a total of only 19 1/2 work hours between the two, they had done the impossible, they had posed as god