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...or at least that's what I'd like anyone who hasn't seen my face in real life to call me.

As if my plethora of userboxes don't ALREADY tell enough about me, here's a basic rundown of he with a number for a username:

• I was born in Brazil in March 15 in a year I dare not specify.
• I speak-a el English, yes? Also, I speak-a el Portugisch pretty danged güd.
• I joined Misplaced Pages in 2005 but didn't start REALLY editing until, like late 2007.

And that's it. I think.

Ground rules

• Don't bite the intermediate-comer.
• Don't be a d**k, and don't call me one without a very good reason.
• Don't mess with a Huggle user. I mean it.

More to come as soon as I remember them. Unless you'd like to do so for me.

• Registered: 21655 (User ID:363344), 2005-08-02
• First edit: - RuneScape, 2005-08-02 (typo fix)
• 100th edit: - Talk:Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings, 2006-09-03
• 216th edit: - Naruto, 2007-10-29 (ce)
• 1000th edit: - User:Pilotguy/Verifications, 2008-02-11
• 2000th edit: - Full House, 2008-02-26 (rvv)
• 2165th edit: - Lowell, Michigan, 2008-02-26 (rvv)
• Doppelgänger created: 15:45, March 11, 2008 21655 (Talk | contribs) created new account User:216Five6 (Talk | contribs)
• 3000th edit: - User talk:189.60.127.77, 2008-03-03 (warn with TW)
• 4000th edit: - User talk:66.250.190.120, 2008-03-14 (warn with HUG)
• First RfA: Nominated by Glacier Wolf. Nom withdrawn (4/8/2). Full description of my embarrassing failure can be found here.
• Second (and last ever, as far as I'm concerned) RfA: Self-nom. Nom withdrawn per WP:SNOW (0/10/0). Full description of my EVEN MORE embarrassing failure can be found here.
• 5000th edit: - User talk:99.237.19.144, 2008-03-17 (warn with HUG)
• 6000th edit: - User:21655/New message, 2008-03-24 (page creation)
• Registered for Portuguese Misplaced Pages: 14h32min de 28 de Março de 2008 Dois1655 (discussão | contribs) Novo utilizador ‎
• 21655th edit: not yet attained.

• I WUB GETTIN' YOUR ASS KICKED OUTTA HERE
• Took me too long to realize that this wasn't an April Fool's joke. Oh well.
• As average of ∞ IPs get blocked every minute
• An IP edit war? I've heard of them between registered users, but this is a new one.
• As does 66.46.13.221, but I don't say that publicly. Oh, wait, I just did....
• Obviously some poor schoolkid (apparently named Andrew) with a crush on some other girl named Tiana....
• Do you like pie? I like pie. But do you like getting warned? I don't.
• Oh, no. We're going to die.
• SSSOOOOOOOOO DDOOOOOO IIIIIIIII
• ClueBot hata!
• Famous last words... from TheProf07
• Slakr, we have a problem... from Steve Crossin
• Pwned.
• Uh...this is a new one.
• You said it, man. Hey, wait, that's me!
• Probably the most ironic username I have ever seen in my life. And they're a vandal, no less!
• Steve Crossin's list of vandalism.
• Kafziel's list of vandalism.
• J.delanoy's list of vandalism.
• Thingg's list of vandalism.
• TheProf07's list of vandalism.

Yeah, you've probably been wondering what 21655 even means. I remember I once got taken (illegitimately) to WP:UAA because they thought the name was random.

It's not.

Of course, that doesn't mean that I live or have lived here or here or here, have discovered this, or am this. Nor do I have a job near this zip code, have ever starred in this movie or have ever heard of this gene. And let's not forget my birthday: it is in no way near this or this year, but it is one digit away from both this month and this day, which you already know, assuming you paid attention.

"21655" is simply the last three digits of my email, which I typed into the "Preferred username" box when I was creating an account in a game I haven't played since 2006, I'm sad to say. Apparently, it was taken. The page proceeded to show me several alternate options, from which I picked the shortest (I wasn't much for remembering long numbers back then), which was simply "55" appended to my tentative choice.

And since I have no imagination, I decided I'd use this username here in Misplaced Pages.

The End

Thanks to Keeper76 for the inspiration.

• Get more users to add this to their user page.

Fave pages

• Misplaced Pages:Articles for deletion/Invasion of Naboo - I'm so freaking hilarious...
• Misplaced Pages:Song/Sons_of_Wiki - My wikisong based on a work by the best band in the world.

Subpages

• Userboxes - I don't have space in here for all of them, you know.
• Award Cabinet - Actually, it's more of a cupboard, judging by its current state, but you get the point.
• Guestbook - All your sign are belong to me...
• Stress Scale v1 - My little play on Denelson's idea.
• My Wikimood - How I'm wikidoing.
• TSSCSET! - Enter the race to find the secret subpage in The Secret Subpage Contest Sweepstakes Extraordinarie Thingydiddly!
• Template Gallery - Even being the terrible coder that I am, I can still churn out something useful. Okay, so they're really not....

My twisted idea of math

${\displaystyle {\sqrt {marmalade^{2}}}=marmalade}$

No self-respecting vandal-fighter doesn't have one of these

1.72 RPM according to EnterpriseyBot 06:10, 15 January 2025 (UTC)change

Also, I have a doppelgänger named 216Five6. Clever name, eh?

• Overall design: User:Hmwith
• Custom text in header: User:Burningclean
• Custom icons in header: User:Cremepuff222