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oldham a legendary creature told of in old canadian tales of the great maple syrup. oldham, was once a mighty maple tree that produced many galons of syrup every year. but on day the evil tiller the killer and his mighty indian pony, aksajakskajakskaj came and chopped oldham's trunk in half. out of the middle of the tree came a man. with a cat named henry. a sword made of pure golden dried up maple syrup. glasses that look like they could be thrown in the washer machine and still wouldent be clean. a slouch of total defeat. an annoying tendancy to pronounce out or about like ooooooouut or abooooot. a beard that only chuck norris could be proud of. a realy unhealthy bear belly. a pair of pants that makes me ask where the flood is. and most magnificient of all his black leather boots. or should i say boooooooots. so he came out of the tree, covered in sap, with the canadian flag as a cape, and a sound resolve to give the culpricts a week of solid DTs. out he came drew his sappy sword, and was a bout to kill aksajaksakajskaj when henry summuned lightning to strike oldham. apparantly oldham dosent take good care of his cat. and makes him do the bills, bills bills bills, so oldham has to go to DT for a week with tiller the killer and hidee the .... ummm hide the..... gay?, no no thats ethan, hmmmmmm, i knoe hide the horrible!!!--BOBOBOByo (talk) 14:23, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
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