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Revision as of 08:40, 19 May 2008 by Bammatthews (talk | contribs)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Chesse is widely thought to made from milk of many creatures however this is a misleading fact, the truth is cheese is originally made from the blood of iraq virgins on there 75th birthday, it is extracted using a machine know as the atomizer, it was invented by a mr dracula to save time with his bloodsucking and little did he know it would make him a world wide cheese tycoon. Mr dracula now owns a string of cheese making factorys and goes through over 2 million iraq virgins a month, he also own a string of strip joints that deal in this "cheese." During the 72nd world war cheese was upgraded to a class A substance and if found with it you could face up to a year and if caught dealing up to 10. The effects of cheese is widely unknown but it was first used to take tha tang away from "toast", later people started getting addicted and when the cheese was removed there were massive withdrawl symptoms ranging from fear of toast all the way to the urge to kill and mame. now cheese is once again just considered a normal dairy product. Few know the secret of its creation, it is the stuff that sent maddy away, we must destroy the cheese! for more info listen to the song on here www.myspace.com/sonsofsilencecom