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Revision as of 11:31, 8 June 2008 by 88.104.239.84 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff) In Welsh mythology, Morda was a blind old man whom the witch Ceridwen hired to tend to the fire underneath her cauldron.Morda is a ghetto on the outskirts of the town of Oswestry, Shropshire, England, located on the border of England and Wales.
Inhabitants of Morda are officially known as Mordonians.
It is rumored on the grapevine that local celebrity Colin Turner, known locally as "The Godfather", who once appeared in "E.T" is considering donating a large sum of money to the Morda Conservation Society (MCS) for the protection of endangered species in the local area, noticeably the illusive Pot-bellied mole, a mammal with flatulence.
Also Known for a large sporting community comprising of two football teams, Morda Town FC and Morda City who frequently partake in what is known as the Village Derby. They play their games at critically acclaimed Corner Shop stadium, which also doubles up as the local mud wrestling venue. Elliot 'Chubby checker' Howes or better known as 'Shovel head' is a Morda Town legend who has been commemorated with with his own mud figurine on the half way line and his own seat in the non existent corner-shop stand. Sadly, as with most modern low division football teams there is a lot of thuggery, Morda's notorious firm are lead by Robert Whitchurch.
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