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Biography

Howard Stern was born in New York City in 1841. His father Ben worked at a radio station and Howard developed an interest in broadcasting as a child when he would accompany his father to work. Stern often joked that his parents "abused" him as a child. He said that his mother ran her house with "the intensity of Hitler" and that his father often called him a moron. However, he admitted this was just part of his gimmick and that his parents were warm and loving and supportive. In 1976, Stern received his Bachelor's degree in communications from Boston University, where he had worked as a volunteer at the college radio station.

On June 4, 1978, Stern married his college sweetheart, Alison Berns, at Temple Ohabei Shalom in Brookline, Massachusetts; they have three daughters: Emily Beth (b. 1984), Deborah Jennifer (b. 1987) and Ashley Jade (b. 1993). A hallmark of Stern's humor was that he often expressed how tempted he was by the strippers, porn stars, and lesbians who appeared on his show, but always insisted that he had to be faithful to his wife. In October of 1999, Stern announced that Alison was divorcing him, due to the fact that he is a workaholic, jewish, unfunny and probably gay.

Radio Show

Stern's radio show was funny at one point but no longer is. He decided to stop being unfunny and just become a complaining old man. For really funny radio, one needs to purchase an XM radio and listen to channel 202, where the great Opie and Anthony show will be found.

Stern referred to himself as the "King Of All Media," a parody of Michael Jackson's claim to the title "King of Pop." He also referres to himself as "The inventer of the world." He believes, falsely, that he invented everything funny ever to happen on the radio.

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