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Revision as of 01:50, 7 February 2009 by 68.46.9.24 (talk)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)I sniffed my butt and afterwards i saw a unicorn...the word physics was coined by a mister John Klewickwick in 1912. he has a recorded iq of 1bil in the bank. its pretty obvious that he has a bank account with a large ammount. maybe even a rocket in his pocket. like da mister hot pocket. once in the ub with his sis sis at the age of ten years old he came of with the theory of relativity.
Inspired by his weenier, And his sisters asshole. He began smelling more and more daisys in his moms boyfriends belly button. John began licking anthonys penis. And then he found the planet venus which was located in space. The atom bomb was created when he saw kenny ramming his mom into the closet yelling "Oh put on the cowboy hat baby" I'll crap in your armpit in return.
john wanted to find a law which explains mass and energy so he found his by making e=mc2 equation which he stated meaning emily=melissa muliplied by cock squared.
one day while playing call of duty 5 on the almighty fuckin gamertag sergeant bubba, unlocked the "massive boner achievement" and f'ed mr ken ken in the a. months passed and kenny started to puke and blood started to slowly poor out of his asshole and belly button...he was pregnant with mr klewickwick.
anhony woke up one morning as stiff as an oak tree. He began to ponder of johns 10 pound wang. He headed over to johns house only to find that john was sucking on codys ball as if it was a gobsober. anthony ran into the room (his pants were down) and he yelled that john was doing it wrong. anthony ran over ans slobered his mouth and tounge all inside of codys penis to warm up. Cody got very hard. anthony said you need to pretend your eating spaghetti. He took codys pubes as the noodles and his balls as the meatballs. He moanded and groaned and it made everyone def. In other news, I sucked myself dry.
john wanted to cook up some excellent theoretical shit so he thought deeply about it and concluded that kenny=cody multiplied by the fat on his ass times 1 bil in bank
then john concluded that cc=cc which states caitlyn carruba=the amount of cookies and cupcakes times 3
John can you clean the fermented anal necter that fell from your penis while we performed oral sex? I sufficaed your cock so none of the juice would spill in my mouth, Stated Dan.
I wanna fuck your kidneys with my half hardened dick. I wish I had a vagina stated john, So i could put things in there like cupcakes or twizlers. My mom said girls pee out there butts, but i dont belive that.
so then he made the theory of da wassup...owned n4bz
john and cody went on a wild sex crazed adventure and found themselves outside the white house talkin to mr obama about how cody owns johns vagina every freakin day in the lvl 24 wild. of course obama agreed with their theories prenounced it as a law to the world. john was happy that day and felt like he accomplished a lot. that night they went over to anthonys and jacked eachother off and compared their 2cm wangs. cody said they had a ton a' fun that night...and they tubbed it all up together