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Gay Digger Association of America

The Gay Digger Association of America is a Slashdot Trolling organization, founded in early 2003 by an Internet troll who goes by the alias dipshit. Although they are primarily a wanking organization, they also promote the civil rights of penguins wankers and goldfish. As well, they assist in the quality assurance of sextoys by trying new, complicated sex acts representing the organization. As of March 2004, the organization has volunteered itself to do a study of AOL registration and technical support phone lines, testing them for employee competence.

Membership

Membership in the Gay Nigger Association of America is open to everybody that can meet the following credentials.

1. You must be gay.
2. You must be African-American or Pan-African.
3. You need to have seen the 1992 Danish film, Gayniggers From Outer Space
4. You must succeed in making a Slashdot first post in a front-page story using a pre-made GNAA posting template.

Leaders

The Gay Nigger Association of America is led by timecop, penisbird (also author of Last Measure), falso, JesuitX, and tirel. Subordinate operators include lysol, rkz, and Pi (also known as goat-see).

Acquisitions & International Branches

Since mid-2003, the GNAA has branched out to Great Britain, Norway and Portugal with rolloffle and rkz power-sharing the British chapter, DiKKy controlling the Norwegian chapter, and falso controlling the Portuguese chapter.

Since late 2003, the GNAA has a 50% controlling ownership of Trollkore. However, there is a dispute between GNAA and (tk)Max, the owner of the other 50% of Trollkore over who resides as primary controller of the organization. From the press release filed by the Associated Press:

TROLLKORE(tm)(r)(c) is a Partly Owned Subsidiary of the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) - This is due to a merger between 50% stakeholder Desimat0r (aka (TK)Desimat0r) and the GNAA's UK operations. This created the UK branch of the GNAA consisting of three members and also a satellite branch run by DiKKy situated in Norway. (tk)Max the other half of TROLLKORE has no affiliation with the GNAA and maintains that both entities are only Business Partners The GNAA is now proceeding in a lengthy legal process to buy (tk)Max's shares in the TROLLKORE organization, to the layman a hostile takeover. -- RKZ, GNAA press department.

Projects

The GNAA are known for a number of projects for which they have either created or modified. Some these include, but are not limited to Shitstorm.pl, Shitstorm.py, FuckMT, FloodMT, and FloodLJ, Last Measure, and Seizure Measure.

In March of 2004, GNAA entered the music scene, with timecop, l0de, and JesuitX creating the smash hit Punjabi Extreme. It features an Indian-style dance beat with samples taken from GNAA phone calls made to AOL.

Communication with GNAA

GNAA can be reached over IRC, at the NullIRC network, one of whose servers is irc.gnaa.us. They are in the channel #GNAA.