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JDUCK1979 - a long time used internet screen name of near Copyright status (LOL! delusions of grandeur) of John Duck (hereafter referred to as "Billy-no-mates") from the Whitby area of North Yorkshire, England (March 1979 - present day, sigh).

The name first started life on YAHOO! sometime around 2000/2001 (and is known by only 4 people on the internet, 3 of which are personalities of Billy himself) having forgotten the log-in details for my original "DUCK1979" screen name I created there in the first year or two of me first getting the internet (wish this hadn't happened), and starting to use Yahoo on a more regular basis (e.g. Yahoo Groups, messenger + the now defunct photo albums they had before snapping up FLICKR).

Active Domain names / Websites of JDUCK1979

(NOTE: All of these suck. Billy-no-mates couldn't design a website if he was getting paid for it.) (NOTE2: Oh wait, he tried that and failed. LOL!)

jduck1979.co.uk / jduck1979.me.uk
John-Duck.co.uk
Worm-Dangler.co.uk - a website for anglers
The Family's Grocery Store business
My Own Photography & Web Design Business
UnBore.Me.UK
My Monty Python Fansite

Billy-no-mates has the web design skills of a 6 year old with downs. These are literally the worst designed sites on the internet and deserve some sort of reward for being so terrible. Untrained monkeys have been seen in the wild possessing a better grasp of HTML than Billy.

InActive / Parked Domains belonging to JDUCK1979

http://year-2008.co.uk
http://year-2008.me.uk
http://year-2008.org.uk
http://snappersonline.co.uk/
http://houndturd.co.uk/
http://thesitewiththelongestpossibledomainnameicouldthinkofonline.co.uk/
http://thesitewiththelongestpossibledomainnameicouldthinkof.co.uk/
http://yorkshire-holidays.co.uk/
http://shameless-plugs.co.uk/
http://boyracersonline.co.uk/
http://girlracersonline.co.uk/
http://needs-batteries.co.uk/
http://planet-earth.me.uk/
http://digitalsnapper.co.uk/
http://anti-virus-online.co.uk/
http://anti-spyware-online.co.uk/
http://anti-spam-online.co.uk/

LOL!

Other official Profile Pages of JDUCK1979

Yahoo Profile
MySpace profile
Facebook

favourite websites (fun & games, general fun reads, hang outs, etc)

The Motley Fool (US)
The Motley Fool (UK)
The Muppets
Ben Lovejoy's Nurburgring website
Conservapedia
Garbage Pail Kids World

favourite websites (causes)

Campaign Against Political Correctness
P.E.T.A Kills Animals - for some strange reason it keeps vanishing from their Misplaced Pages entry
Anglers Conservation Association
Sea Anglers Conservation Network
Wild Trout Trust
Deltic Preservation Society
Stop the Lies of Global Warming

Fun fact: Billy owns no less than 245,258 messageboards, all with zero posts by anyone other than himself. Billy enjoys using "me" as a substitute for "my" and shamelessly advertising all his lame sites in ways that suggest they don't actually belong to him (LOL) on twitter and other networks in the hope that someone will visit.

At least 553 of his websites are either amazon or google search pages with ads and other shit pretending to be a real search page.