Misplaced Pages

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Most of the time I am North8000 who tries to contribute and be productive. But I have a split personality, when my second personality comes out I am "TheParasite". When this personality comes out, I just want to pick at, delete, criticize and tag other people's work rather than doing anything useful such as creating material. And I never work on correcting any issues that I tag. And this is my user page.

I am so glad I found Misplaced Pages. While out in the real world, I have been frustrated and denigrated for only doing negative things, Misplaced Pages policies not only enable me to spend the whole day just throwing rocks at other people, it also gives me the ammunition to exude a tone of moral superiority when I am doing so. Since Misplaced Pages policies are written so that only about 10% of what's in Misplaced Pages fully complies with them, no productive person is safe from my rock throwing. The only people who are safe from me are the ones like me who don't create any content for me to throw rocks at.

I am so expert at quoting and misusing Misplaced Pages policies, so expert at Misplaced Pages jargon, and so expert at pretending that I am a constructive person when I talk to administrators (who never have the the time to really investigate me) that I am invincible when I pick fights within Misplaced Pages. If you anger me I will go after you and win, and trash your article. The only way to be safe from me is to be an unproductive person like me who doesn't create anything in Misplaced Pages.

I may be a misfit in the outside world, but inside Misplaced Pages I am king!

Sincerely,

TheParasite

I found my favorite tag

Here it is; it gives me a feeling of moral superiority, and gets me immortality in articles:

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