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Sam Allardyce, sometimes affectionately known as "Big Sam", was born in Dudley, West Midlands, England on October 19 1954 and is a former professional footballer and the current manager of Bolton Wanderers F.C. of the English Premier League.
Summary of Sam Allardyce's life
Big Sam is fatter than fat
He talks all day and he looks like a twat
He signs foreign rubbish he sees on the box
And we all know he's partial to sucking cocks
It'll be hard for Bolton with him not around
As he sends his next club plummeting down
While on the box he talks some shit
Every day, he'll talk some shit
When he does lose some weight
Pigs will fly on that date
Memories give me the strength I need to believe
Strength I need to proceed
My thoughts Sam, I just can't define
You'll always be a filthy swine
Signing pricks
Sucking and pleasuring dicks
Playing with your tits
And, erm... YOU'RE JUST A NO-NOTHING GOBSHITE!!