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This is one of the oldest pages on Misplaced Pages. Here is the original explanation:

We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! -- BryceHarrington


Yeah Right. Resting jokes become restless jokes, so we reak havoc on wikipedia. I hope you people at wikimedia are reading this. [[User:mr-ed|Mr. Ed, the unsung vandal Bad jokes are never kept on Misplaced Pages under the guise of real encyclopedia articles. Occasionally Wikipedians lose their mind (especially on April Fool's Day) and if their posts are good they wind up here. Silliness can come in the form of creativity, insanity, or just boredom. Often it seems a shame to delete the best of this humor which has been submitted to us under the GFDL, because they are truly great, and the geniuses behind these impressive jokes must be extremely intelligent, and thus this page continues on and on.

When deciding whether to add something to BJAODN, please take to heart what Polonius said in Hamlet:

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Or even better, please remember the version from The Simpsons:

Brevity is ... wit.

Contents

Template:Bjaodn Because of its size, this page has been divided up into many sections. Individual pages from oldest to newest:

  1. The original Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  2. More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  3. Even more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  4. Yet more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  5. Still more Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  6. Not another page of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  7. More Bad Jokes than you can shake a stick at
  8. More Bad Jokes than you can shake two sticks at
  9. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Next Generation
  10. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Wrath of Bad Nonsense
  11. Revenge of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  12. Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  13. Father of the Bride of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  14. All Your Bad Joke And Other Deleted Nonsense Are Belong To Us
  15. Colorless green Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense sleep furiously
  16. Oh, no! More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  17. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense: The Return of the Nonsense
  18. The All-New Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense Comedy Hour! (Copyright 1972)
  19. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Strike Back
  20. I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY -- and Other Bad Jokes and Deleted Nonsense
  21. Let's edit our Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense in accordance with the Wikipedian lifestyle
  22. In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU!
  23. Valley of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  24. Honey, I Shrunk the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  25. Oh my God! You Deleted Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense! You bastard!
  26. Close Encounters of the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Kind
  27. The Hitchhiker's Guide to Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  28. Whose Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense is it Anyway?
  29. "Bad Jokes? We ain't got no stinking Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!"
  30. WARNING: Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ahead
  31. This Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense-related article is a stub. You can help Misplaced Pages by expanding it.
  32. Holy Bad Jokes, Batman! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  33. I find your lack of Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense disturbing
  34. And now for something completely different... Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense!
  35. It's Bad! It's a Joke! It's Other Deleted Nonsense!
  36. We hold these Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to be self-evident
  37. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense Gone Wild
  38. You are in a maze of twisty little Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense, all alike
  39. There's some vandalism Misplaced Pages can't buy. For everything else, there's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
  40. All these Bad Jokes are yours, except Europa. Attempt no Deleted Nonsense there.
  41. So Long, and Thanks for All the Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  42. BJAODN 42: The Answer to Bad Jokes, the Universe, and Other Deleted Nonsense
  43. Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense ON WHEELS!!!!!
  44. These bad jokes need to be cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of deleted nonsense quality
  45. It is pitch black. You are likely to be Deleted by a Bad Joke or Other Nonsense.
  46. So some Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense walk into a bar....
  47. Readers must be this high to get into Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
  48. Go directly to Bad Jokes, Do not Delete, do not collect Other Nonsense
    And finally, the newest one. Please add new Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense to:
  49. Ye olde Badd Giokes and Other Deleetid Nonsense

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Misplaced Pages:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/April Fools' Day 2004

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April fools 2005

Misplaced Pages:Votes for deletion was first hosted on this NetBSD powered toaster. When that broke down, they had to use solar panels. Hence the reason the page loads so slowly. For more information on the history of Misplaced Pages:Votes for deletion, please see The history of Misplaced Pages:Votes for deletion

In keeping with Misplaced Pages tradition, a significant amount of BJAODN has occurred on April Fools' Day, 2005.

Silly Things (Recent changes)
Lists of silly things
Best of BJAODN editions
April Fools'
Years
Events
Inactive historical references
See also
Italic denotes upcoming April Fools' event
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April fools 2006

As with past years, some BJAODN occurred on April Fools' Day 2006:

The resurrected tip of the day project, after a hiatus of over a year, was relaunched on this day with this announcement:

Special Announcement

Due to generous donations by several large corporations, Misplaced Pages can now afford to pay editors. All editors with over 1000 edits are eligible to apply. For details on how to register for the payroll,

CLICK HERE.

And of course, the fun didn't stop there...


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Special collections

Finally, a few people have gone above and beyond the call of nonsense and put extra effort into their creations. Check out the BJAODN Special Features:

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