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Paleolithic Man Misplaced Pages Status: Active — Wikipedian ♂ — Name Alex Otxoa (Garcia -Mendoza )Born 16 September 1997 Miami Beach , Florida , United States Nationality American Current location Florida Time zone Eastern Ethnicity Basque Height 6'2 Weight 155-160 lbs Hair Straight sometimes wavy; Brown with naturally Blond highlightsEyes Green ; changes to Blue depending on my moodSexuality Heterosexual Education and employment Occupation Student Hobbies, interests, and beliefs Aliases Original European Interests
Anthropology ,
Paleoanthropology ,
Genetics ,
Paleogenetics ,
Ethnolinguistics ,
Prehistory ,
Paleolithic Europe ,
Mesolithic Europe ,
Neolithic Europe ,
Copper Age Europe ,
Bronze Age Europe ,
Iron Age Europe ,
War ,
Prehistoric warfare ,
Ancient warfare ,
Pyrenees ,
Alps ,
Apennines ,
Carpathians ,
Balkans ,
Balkan Peninsula ,
Apennine Peninsula ,
British Isles ,
Scandinavia ,
Arctic ,
Trojan language ,
Eteocretan language ,
Minoan language ,
Dacian language ,
Tyrsenian languages ,
Etruscan language ,
Proto-Basque language ,
Vasconic languages ,
Aquitanian language ,
Basque language ,
Etruscan origins ,
Etruscan history ,
Origin of the Basques ,
History of the Basque people ,
Vascones ,
Aquitani ,
Autrigones ,
Caristii ,
Varduli ,
Tarbelli ,
Bigerriones ,
Suburates ,
Ausci ,
Sotiates ,
Elusates ,
Cocosates ,
Latini ,
Falisci ,
Raeti ,
Daci ,
Dardanoi
Userboxes
Hello! You may call me Alex . I am a 16 years of age. I am a contributor to Misplaced Pages ; I created my account at 21:59 on 8 February 2014. My goal here at Misplaced Pages is to improve all articles that interest me or pertain to me and to revert vandalism and welcome newcomers with the help of Twinkle . I express my opinion while striving to maintain a Neutral Point of View . I am a civil person and I always assume good faith – I expect the same from you . I am a proud member of WikiProject Basque .
Personal life
My name is Alex and I am a young man who was born and raised in Miami Beach, Florida .
My Father, Alex , is Uruguayan and my Mother, Sandra , is Puerto Rican . My Father was a footballer and model and my Mother was a model . My parents met in New York City in 1995, got married in 1997, and moved to Florida to raise me. My maternal Grandfather is an agricultural engineer and my maternal Grandmother is an artist . My paternal Grandfather is a Gaucho and my paternal Grandmother is a domestic engineer .
Ancestry
I am of Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal descent. I am a descendant of the prehistoric Châtelperronian , Aurignacian , Gravettian , Solutrean , and Magdalenian peoples. I am a descendant of the ancient Aquitani (Aquitanian) , Vasco (Vascones) , Etrusci (Etruscan) , and Eteocretan (Minoan) peoples. I am Basque , Tuscan , and Cretan in origin.
Interests
I love animals and I am an advocate of animal rights. During my early childhood, I had (at different times) a Beta fish , four Syrian hamsters , one dwarf hamster , and a Persian cat . I currently have two cats; a Bombay and an Archangel /Korat mix. I would like to have a dog in the near future. I am particularly fascinated by Delphinidae , Elephantidae , Felidae , Canidae , and Ursidae due to their intelligence and history with humans.
I am a Polyglot and Polymath . My goal is to obtain a Ph.D. in Anthropology . I live a very natural and pure life. I am an amateur boxer . I play football and tennis . I occasionally run naturally . I love skateboarding , snowboarding , mountain biking , and paintball . I want to try adventure running , pelota , and ice climbing in the future. I enjoy spectating rugby and lacrosse .
My favorite U.S.A. sports teams are the Miami Dolphins , Miami Marlins , Miami Heat , Florida Panthers , and Fort Lauderdale Strikers . My favorite international teams are Peñarol , Euskal Herriko , Fiorentina , Bordeaux , Athletic Bilbao , Osasuna , and Real Sociedad .
I enjoy playing video games on my free time. My favorite titles are FIFA , Fallout , The Elder Scrolls , and Call of Duty. I play them on my PlayStation systems. My first video game was Spyro for the PlayStation 1 .
Where I've traveled to...
Other accounts
Here is a list of other accounts that I registered but do not use in accordance with policy – they just redirect to my userpage.
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Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball
Akin's Laws of Article Writing
Alternatives to edit warring
ANI flu
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Anti-Wikipedianism
Articlecountitis
Asshole John rule
Assume bad faith
Assume faith
Assume good wraith
Assume stupidity
Assume that everyone's assuming good faith, assuming that you are assuming good faith
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Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
Barnstaritis
Before they were notable
BOLD, revert, revert, revert
Boston Tea Party
Butterfly effect
CaPiTaLiZaTiOn MuCh?
Complete bollocks
Counting forks
Counting juntas
Crap
Don't stuff beans up your nose
Don't-give-a-fuckism
Don't abbreviate "Misplaced Pages" as "Wiki"!
Don't delete the main page
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Edits Per Day
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Embrace Stop Signs
Emerson
Fart
Five Fs of Misplaced Pages
Funny biographical images
Seven Ages of Editor, by Will E. Spear-Shake
Go ahead, vandalize
How many Wikipedians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How to get away with UPE
How to put up a straight pole by pushing it at an angle
How to vandalize correctly
How to win a citation war
Ignore all essays
Ignore every single rule
Is that even an essay?
Mess with the templates
My local pond
Newcomers are delicious, so go ahead and bite them
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List of jokes about Misplaced Pages
LTTAUTMAOK
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No episcopal threats
No one cares about your garage band
No one really cares
No, really
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Notability is not eternal
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Play the game
Please be a giant dick, so we can ban you
Please bite the newbies
Please do not murder the newcomers
Pledge of Tranquility
R-e-s-p-e-c-t
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Requirements for adminship
Rouge admin
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The Night Before Wikimas
The first rule of Misplaced Pages
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Things that should not be surprising
The WikiBible
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Misplaced Pages is an MMORPG
Why not create an account?
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