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 Insults in rhyming couplet will be kept and treasured forever.
  • The insult of the day is...
Sjakkalle (Check!) 15:16, 23 January 2006
The ballad of the really nasty snake
In an office sits a man
hands on his chin,
sad and upset because
the money is not in.
Really he has all the,
most wonderful wares
But no one will buy them 'cause,
nobody cares.
Nobody knows about,
the things he can sell
Adspace is really dear so,
things are not all well.
But he has found a most,
wonderful paradise,
where everyone will see the pills.
that work so well on mice
A link to the cure all pills,
the powders and what's more?
Links to the frills and thrills,
his spirits start to soar!
Anyone can add things here,
so why cannot he?
And really the best thing of all,
is that it is so free.
But in this fruitful paradise
lies a nasty snake
who kills and strikes at everything
the man leaves in his wake.
The poor links the cure all pills
the powders... Oh, my, my!
When the snake sets eyes on it,
we wave the links bye-bye.
The snake in its malevolence,
to be really mean.
Tells people off for spamming more,
than any we have seen.
And so poor old businessman,
who's sad tale I just sang.
He would have all the treasures now,
but for the snake's black fang.
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