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It's clean-up duty, mopping up after the dishonest, incompetent, and fanatical. Can't imagine why you'd have a problem with that.



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Google Juice

Calton, I'm sure this sounds naive, but how does posting some random stuff on a userpage, like IOption500 did, get them "Google Juice"? I come across it sometimes, and generally delete those pages per U5, but I wish I could see the point of them. Bishonen | talk 15:59, 13 June 2017 (UTC).

PS, do you realize how unmanageable your userpage is from those templates..? See me posting, in despair, in two places? Bishonen | talk 16:05, 13 June 2017 (UTC).
@Bishonen SEO is always evolving but a long standing way to get better search engine rankings is manipulating PageRank (and to the extent that is now depreciated, other measures that measure website authority, quantity and quality of the links). Misplaced Pages throws off massive PageRank because so much of the web links here and it is seen as having huge authority. A link from a high traffic WP mainspace page with lots of inbound links is absolute GOLD for another website's authority and Google Ranking. I believe (and lots of SEO experts agree because they keep building these links) even a link buried in a "no index" user subpage of Misplaced Pages gives some valuable PageRank aka "Google Juice". All those pages with links to youtubers or non-notable companies are not just vanity, they have SEO value. Legacypac (talk) 10:42, 18 June 2017 (UTC)
Thank you, Legacypac, that sounds very convincing. It's not exactly getting simpler, though! Bishonen | talk 22:37, 18 June 2017 (UTC).
I forget this is not well known. When I see a stub with 17 links to the posters web assets it screams Advertising Link Building Spam far more then the page that uses a little advertising speak in the text. We need a CSD for link spam or modify the SPAM one to explicitly call out link spam. Legacypac (talk) 22:52, 18 June 2017 (UTC)

Panther

Me neither. The wonders of wikipedia. Deb (talk) 17:09, 17 June 2017 (UTC)

A beer for you!

Some editors on WP drive us to drink, this one's on me :-) Darknipples (talk) 09:39, 18 June 2017 (UTC)

AN/I

As you participated in Misplaced Pages:Administrators' noticeboard/IncidentArchive957#Godsy back to Wikihounding - how to stop it?, you may be interested in Misplaced Pages:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents#Proposing IBAN between Godsy and Legacypac. — GodsyCONT) 03:53, 29 June 2017 (UTC)

Thanks

Sorry about that. Thanks. Yours, Quis separabit? 16:40, 29 June 2017 (UTC)