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Unicorn Wars
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Directed by	Alberto Vázquez
Written by	Alberto Vázquez
Produced by	Chelo Loureiro Iván Miñambres Nicolas Schmerkin
Starring	Jon Goiri Jaione Insausti
Narrated by	Ramón Barea
Edited by	Iñigo Gómez Estanis Bañuelos
Music by	Joseba Beristain Víctor García
Production companies	Abano Producións Uniko Unicorn Wars AIE Autour de Minuit Schmuby Productions
Distributed by	Barton Films (Spain) UFO Distribution (France)
Release dates	16 June 2022 (2022-06-16) (Annecy) 21 October 2022 (2022-10-21) (Spain) 28 December 2022 (2022-12-28) (France)
Running time	92 minutes
Countries	Spain France
Language	Spanish
Box office	€ 28960.22

Unicorn Wars is a 2022 Spanish-French animated splatter war film written and directed by Alberto Vázquez. The plot is set against the backdrop of a conflict between anthropomorphized teddy bears and unicorns, following two bear siblings deployed in a military mission to a magical forest populated by wild unicorns.

The film won Best Animated Film at the 37th Goya Awards. It was also nominated for Best Animated Film at the 10th Platino Awards.

Plot

In a magical forest, unicorns and bears lived alongside wild animals, but the bears found a sacred book of knowledge within the ruins of a church. The book enabled the bears to gain sentience and form their own civilization. Over time, the bears physically evolved to a multi-colored "teddy bear" form. According to their beliefs, the bears wanted to cultivate the forest, but the unicorns opposed them. In reality due to the bears' deforestation the unicorns decided to retaliate and exile the bears from the forest. This led to a war between them, which the bears believe will end when their "chosen one" drinks the blood of the last unicorn, and a god-like being will return to the forest.

Drill Sergeant Caricias trains new army recruits, including brothers Gordi and Azulín. Their chaplain instills the troops with a religious doctrine of hatred for the unicorns. Azulín pretends to protect Gordi; hoping to one day become the Chosen One, he aspires to be the best recruit, but grows resentful of the troop's top recruit, Coco. He has also envied his brother since birth: Gordi had come out first, gaining the favor of their mother. When she left their father for another man, Azulín's jealousy grew so vicious that he poisoned his mother's lemonade, killing her.

Azulin and Gordi's unit is sent into the forest to find a missing squad, led by Caricias and the chaplain. They find glowworms which they consider eating; the chaplain warns that the scripture says not to eat them, but Caricias angrily defies the warning. The glowworms turn out to be hallucinogenic: the troops see frightening hallucinations that cost the lives of two recruits. Later on, they find the mutilated remains of the missing squad members, and Caricias goes insane as a result. Soon after, they stumble upon a lone unicorn and kill her, but other unicorns appear and fight the recruits; only Azulín, Gordi and a wounded Coco make it out. Azulín's rage against Coco explodes, killing and even cannibalizing him.

The brothers find two other unicorns. Azulín badly wounds one of them, a filly named María, but gets impaled by the other unicorn, Laura, and falls into a river, severely disfiguring the right side of his face in the fall. The river sweeps Azulín away, where Corporal Pompon, and Privates Peludito and Grimaldo find him. While Azulín recuperates in the hospital, the military's leaders Colonel Otto, Commander Fluffy, and Captain Snout appear before him. They promote Azulin to Lieutenant, and present him as a hero to inspire the soldiers. He is also provided with a mask to cover the disfigured half of his face. Back at the forest, Gordi takes pity on María and nurses her back to health. Before the fight, María had stumbled upon the church and found the building now occupied by simian creatures.

Azulín grows so popular among the soldiers that he leads a coup, killing the military leaders and organizing the bear army for a final mass assault to raze the forest. The unicorns then all unite to confront the bears. In the brutal battle, both sides mutually annihilate each other: only the two brothers and María survive. Azulín and Gordi reunite, but when Azulín sees Gordi helping María, in a rage he kills them, drinking her blood to finally fulfill the prophecy. However, María's body morphs into a formless monster that consumes Gordi's body and also Azulín. At last, the monster morphs into the god-like creature foretold, a human being, who leads the simians as the new rulers of the world.

Voice cast

Names in parentheses are the English-version names if they differ from the originals.

• Jon Goiri as Azulín ("Bluey")
• Jaione Insausti as Gordi ("Tubby")
• Ramón Barea as Narrator / Rafael
• Txema Regalado as Padre ("Father")
• Maribel Legarreta as Judith / Young Azulín
• Itxaso Quintana as María
• Manu Heras as Drill Sergeant Caricias ("Ironstroke") / Papá
• Gaizka Soria as Coco
• Kepa Cueto [eu] as Colonel Otto
• Juan Carlos Loriz as Commander Fluffy
• Estívaliz Lizárraga as Pandi / Coco's Wife
• Iker Diaz as Achuchones ("Snuggles")
• Pedro Arrieta as Blackie
• Alberto Vázquez as Sonrisas ("Smiley")

Production

Alberto Vázquez declared to have three main inspirations when writing: Apocalypse Now, Bambi and the Bible. The project was showcased in a 'Work in Progress' panel of the 45th Annecy International Animation Film Festival. A Spanish-French co-production by Abano Producións SL, Uniko Estudio Creativo S.L., Unicorn Wars AIE, Autour de Minuit, Productions SARL, and Schmuby Productions SAS, the film received funding from Eurimages.

Release

The film was presented at the 46th Annecy International Animation Film Festival on 16 June 2022, as part of the festival's official competition. It made its US premiere at the Fantastic Fest. Distributed by Barton Films, the film was theatrically released in Spain on 21 October 2022. Charades handled the sales elsewhere. It was released in French theatres on 28 December 2022 by UFO Distribution. The film received a limited theatrical release in North America on 10 March 2023.

Reception

On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an 80% rating based on 30 reviews from critics with an average rating of 7.20/10, with the critics' consensus reading "While its humor may strike some as needlessly crude, Unicorn Wars is a visually audacious strike against cultural and military fascism". On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average of 73 out of 100 based on 7 critic reviews, indicating "generally positive reviews".

Accolades

See also

• List of Spanish films of 2022
• List of French films of 2022
• The Last Unicorn - both the 1968 book and the 1982 film adaptation

References

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External links

• Official website
• Unicorn Wars at IMDb
• Film in TVG Agalega.gal (in Galician)

• 2022 films
• 2022 animated films
• 2022 comedy horror films
• 2022 fantasy films
• 2020s Spanish films
• 2020s Spanish-language films
• 2020s war films
• 2020s French animated films
• Animated films about siblings
• Animated war films
• Anti-war films
• Films about siblicide
• Animated films about prejudice
• Films about toys
• Animated films based on toys
• Films about sentient toys
• Animated films about sentient toys
• Films about unicorns
• French adult animated films
• French animated feature films
• French fantasy films
• French splatter films
• French war films
• Galician films
• Galician animated films
• Spanish animated feature films
• Spanish adult animated films
• Spanish comedy horror films
• Spanish fantasy films
• Spanish splatter films
• Spanish war films
• Animated films about brothers