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Revision as of 05:21, 13 April 2005 by ZechsMerquise (talk | contribs) (→The human penis)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)The penis (plural penises or penes) or phallus is the external male copulatory organ, and, in mammals, the external male organ of urination. It is homologous to the female clitoris, as it develops from the same embryonic structure. The penis is capable of erection for use in copulation.
My enormous penis
I have an enormous penis. That's right; my penis is enormous, mechanical, detachable, and was even converted to a Lightsaber by a mo'fuck'n Jedi, yo!
My penis isn't the only part of me that's huge, though. My balls are pretty big, too. Seriously, one time, some dumb whore tried to make me talk, so I just threw my balls at her and sent her flying; it was the best teabagging she ever recieved, and I wasn't even trying! (Yeah, Maddox reference; I know.)
Oh, yeah. You love my balls now, don't you? Uh-huh; that's what I thought. :D
Non-human penises
Most marsupials, except for the two largest species of kangaroos, have a bifurcated penis. That is, it separates into two separate columns, and so the penis terminates in two ends. The dolphin has prehensile control over his penis, so he sometimes uses it as an sensory appendage with which to probe the ocean floor. The barnacle has the longest penis for its own length: up to twenty times the length of the animal.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavík is devoted entirely to collecting penis specimens from all the land and sea mammals living in Iceland. The museum has received a legally-certified gift token for a future specimen belonging to Homo sapiens.
See also
- autofellatio
- foreskin
- impotence
- lingam
- penis envy
- phallic symbol
- priapism
- list of severed penises
- male circumcision
- sexual intercourse
- masturbation
- sexual slang
- penis sheath
- penis game
- penis enlargement
External links
- Penis Size Chart (actual-size chart suitable for printing out and comparing)
- AfraidToAsk.com's Male Genitalia Guide
- All About the Penis
- The Penis Website
- Shagnasty's Penis Owners Manual
- A Website About the Penis and Male Sexuality
- Summary Penis Size data
- Details Penis Size Data
- Kinsey Institute on the penis
- Ask Men about penis
- A Glossary of the Penis Note: This is an anti-circumcision website.
- Anatomy of the Penis - Mechanics of Intercourse Note: This is an anti-circumcision website.
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